Chris Paslawski

@Salaman

Complaint variety show • Currently: SDE Intern

Montréal, Québec
paslawski.me
Joined January 2009
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  1. Jun 5

    Well I’ll just pretend today never happened

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  2. Jun 5

    "Person to person payments and Apple Pay Cash are available only in the U.S." not even remotely surprised

    1 reply
  3. Jun 3

    hi can I get a grande latte please thank you

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  4. Jun 1

    Solid breakfast.

    1 like
  5. May 28

    y tho

    1 reply
  6. Retweeted
    May 28

    RIP Marcus Intalex. Such devastating news, another legend, one of Manchester's greats taken too early. Our thoughts are with his family 💔

    2 replies 106 retweets 305 likes
  7. May 28

    y tho

    1 like
  8. May 27

    Phone cameras can be beautiful, sometimes

  9. May 25

    tfw your shuttle takes 30 minutes to show up and then gets a flat

    1 like
  10. May 21

    Am I doing this America thing right?

    3 replies 1 retweet
  11. May 20

    Intern hike!

    1 like
  12. May 20

    Movie theatre accidentally gave us some $1.50 corporate rate 👍

    1 reply 3 likes
  13. May 13

    I wonder how that worked out

    1 like
  14. May 13

    🇺🇸

    2 likes
  15. May 8

    May 8 and the weather app has a snowflake icon not cool

    3 replies 1 like
  16. Retweeted
    May 7

    Life comes at you fast

    139 replies 9,493 retweets 20,605 likes
  17. Apr 27

    This is blowing my mind so hard right now—I’ve always assumed this was normal, but it actually only affects <35% of the population.

    NEW VIDEO! What causes people to sneeze in bright light? I have the photic sneeze reflex so I went looking...
    1 reply 1 retweet
  18. Apr 20

    Picked up a fresh passport. I hope the EU survives another 10 years for this to be worth it.

    1 retweet
  19. Apr 19

    You okay there, NTP?

    1 retweet
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    CNBC caption guy not leaving this one to chance

    137 replies 7,568 retweets 14,551 likes

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