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When I woke up I saw my wife staring out the window and said these words “She’s still cat 2. We got more a comin. Storms. Cuz she’s got a tail to her.” I said “you sound like a lighthouse keeper”
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I asked her “DID YA EVEN LIKE ME LOBSTER?”
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Stay safe Matt!
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"the sky's as black as a raven's wing"
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There's a Weather Channel meteorologist reporting from Rapides Parish. That's why!
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What???
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Was she wearing one of those big yellow rubber coats and speaking in a gruff growl like she'd been drinking rum and smoking cigars her whole life?
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You’ve met her??
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