SafetyDesertMulligan  

@SafetyDesert

Breaker of the build, purveyor of postmortems. Dark web hummus supplier. Home is where the Haskell is. They/Them

Vancouver, BC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2019.

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    Old German sw developer saying: "Computer only solve problems which we did not have before."

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    Periodic Reminder: When debugging, you must first accept that something you believe is true is not true. If everything you believed about this system were true, it would work. It doesn't, so you're wrong about something. This is a surprisingly common stumbling block for devs.

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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    This is one of the few good things to come out of capitalism.

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    The fact that entomology and etymology are such similar words is a real bugbear (n)

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  7. I briefly thought this was a DNS joke. I am not smart.

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    We should change “shit hit the fan” to “shit hit the roomba”

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    I have lived long enough for my hacker youth to become an expensive retro trend preceding a film reboot.

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    The UK media is racist as fuck, in addition to being transphobic as fuck.

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    Hey boy are you an Amazon package? Because you came so fast I'm worried that something fucked up is happening behind the scenes

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    “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

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    A day prior to the Travelex hack, its parent company was worth $2.1 Billion. A month later it is now worth $764 Million. The CEO owns 63% of the shares, which puts his personal loss around $850 Million.

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    I'm sorry, friends across the pond. The world is terrible. We have each other. 💜

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    Amazonians: Here's your markdown (Quip) to xwiki converter: pandoc -f markdown -t xwiki -o doc.xwiki

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    Document unto others as you would have others document unto you.

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  20. We're re-watching Memento because I forgot I already watched it. This is not a joke.

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