(me looking at her on GIS): oh how homey and rustic, she's gonna teach me how to make heirloom recipes! (me looking up the family she married into): oh she's gonna survive the apocalypse but for different reasons
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she's gonna murder poor people like the cattle barons murdered pioneers
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Yeah, isn't her family like either the richest family in Oklahoma, or damn near it?
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23rd biggest landowner in the U.S., according to the tweet that prompted this
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Ree Drummond, whose cooking blog/show brand is "The Pioneer Woman"
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I couldn't stand to watch her cooking demonstrations anymore because she always narrates everything in the future tense WHILE SHE DOES IT. "I'm just going to put this in the oven," as she puts it in the oven. Not "I'm putting this in the oven now."
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"I'm just going to turn this up to 350," at the exact moment she turns the dial. "And now I'm just going to put the cinnamon sugar mixture in the double boiler" AS SHE'S POURING IT IN. Maddening.
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