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Photo: Nick Clegg heard the sirens, but could see only the blood in his eyelids. Nick Clegg felt the...
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Photo: Nick Clegg heard about the “Milifandom” so stood in the front garden with his shirt off for hours... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1j2GFBe
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Photo: Nick Clegg was at the opticians when the optician said something that seemed a bit racist, so Nick...
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Photo: Nick Clegg thought your WhatsApp just saying “OK” was passive-aggressive so sent some...
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Photo: Nick Clegg had read all the Game of Thrones books and whenever he saw the TV show he’d say “yeah I...
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Photo: Nick Clegg tried to do the Diet Coke and Mentos trick to amaze his kids with science, but he bought...
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Photo: Nick Clegg took a “Which Character Are You?” quiz for his favourite TV show, and it said he was a...
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Photo: Nick Clegg learned what “slashfic” was and searched for his name, and it was disgusting, obviously,... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1hvJB5i
Photo: Nick Clegg said he wanted Chinese and Nick Clegg’s friend said pizza, and both said “fine we’ll do...
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Photo: Nick Clegg saw a bee hover nearby, a simple insect with a simple job who never got yelled at for...
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Photo: Nick Clegg picked up an old teddy bear he’d once loved and realised that bear had been lonely for... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1hTZhC8
Photo: Nick Clegg wasn’t feeling sad about anything, but then you kept asking why he looked sad, and he...
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Photo: Nick Clegg got to take a selfie with his favourite musician, but when he tried to show it off he...
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Nick Clegg was visited by an angel who showed him what things would be like if he'd never been born, and noth…
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Photo: Nick Clegg tried to pay you in exact change, but you pointed out that one of his coins was Canadian,...
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Photo: Nick Clegg asked if you’d ever experienced true love, and you said “yes, of course”, and then there...
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Photo: Nick Clegg thought he’d bought still water, but it was really sparkling water, and he wasted an hour...
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Photo: Nick Clegg watched his children open their presents and smiled as he saw the love and joy written...
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Photo: Nick Clegg felt the interconnectedness of all people and things; he moved his fingertips and felt the...
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Photo: Nick Clegg was shaving with his electric razor, but the power ran out halfway and he couldn’t find...
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Photo: Nick Clegg got you a £20 gift voucher for Christmas, and then he opened his present from you, and it... tmblr.co/Z80rWxD9oSnA
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Photo: Nick Clegg walked through a door, and he instinctively held it open for a woman walking in his... tumblr.com/xx24r8udzn
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Photo: Nick Clegg watched an old film and saw a woman in it who he found very attractiveand hoped that... tumblr.com/xx24mx3v5c
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Photo: Nick Clegg checked his Facebook wall and someone he liked had posted something insulting as a joke... tumblr.com/xx24fud591
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Photo: Nick Clegg lost his phone, so he rang it from another phone so he could hear where it was, and when... tumblr.com/xx2489tsxy
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Photo: Nick Clegg got told to mind a friend’s house while he was on holiday, but someone came and smashed... tumblr.com/xx2420jts1
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Nick Clegg thought he looked really cool and important crossing the road while the red man was lit... bit.ly/odAIUU
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Nick Clegg wrote a song, he wrote a song for you, and all the things you do... (pic via @mrquesty) bit.ly/oop2D6
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Nick Clegg sent his mum a birthday present but accidentally left the price tag on... bit.ly/pnKDVE
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Nick Clegg invited all his friends round to watch the film on TV, but when they got there he realised he'd been... bit.ly/qSl9a8
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Nick Clegg smelled a fart in the meeting and saw everyone staring at him, but didn’t want to speak up and deny it... bit.ly/mPo7u0
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Nick Clegg thought he was eating the low fat kind of a food so ate loads of it... bit.ly/riAHHw
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Nick Clegg was in a room with the TV on without him watching it, and someone came in and asked what that rubbish was... bit.ly/irSwvj
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Nick Clegg asked some friends what they thought of the play he was writing, and they all said it was fine, but... bit.ly/m5VQW4
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Nick Clegg needed to print all the work he’d done for the meeting, but he couldn’t because... bit.ly/lyQUqD
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Nick Clegg was putting on goggles to go swimmimg, but the elastic snapped back and hit him in the eye... http://bit.ly/lsXWFD
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Nick Clegg clicked on 5 iPads to win a free iPad, but there was no free iPad... http://bit.ly/j3bqKt
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Nick Clegg wanted some cold Coke so he put it in the freezer, but he left it too long... http://bit.ly/my2T2i (pic via )
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Anyone got any more pictures of me? Can someone help me out? Please? No-one ever helps me out. :(
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