I knew that there are at least a dozen Jesus foreskins (proof he was a God?), but I didn't know that eating a bit of one was a thing, nor that the Pope forbade talking about them (excommunication) since such talk begs to be mocked, or that Mary's milk...https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomchivers/how-many-foreskins-does-one-god-need …
Bad attempt to mock the Christian belief but the answer is simple. As a Jew the Mosiac Laws were their guide then. No Jew would’ve even allowed Him in the Synagogue without being circumcised. The New Covenant only came at the Crucifixion. Physical vs Spiritual circumcision
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So apparently Jesus had somewhere between 12 and 24 penises. As fertility gods go, that isn't bad at all!
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As an aside, brit milah (Mosaic covenant) was the removal ov a small amount of the tip of the foreskin. Writers of that time wrote how people would "undo" them by tying the tip together. Brit periah is a rabbinical 2nd century CE innovation, which is what most people think of.
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So, your saying that before you can go into a synagogue, a guy needs to present his penis to the doorman before entering? Trust me...that's not a thing we do! In fact, he could have been born without a foreskin to eliminate the problem. Church fathers debated that one too.
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