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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
Bed : The place where you spend the most happiest, saddest, passionate and the most solitary moments of your life.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
I’ve been dressing all the chipmunks in my neighborhood up as lil miners but their tiny headlamps are making it too easy for owls to spot them this is a nightmare
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
[Antiques Roadshow] APPRAISER: Well it’s not in very good condition. It looks like it hasn’t even been cleaned in awhile. How old is it? ME: I’m 33 and all of that hurt my feelings.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
FREDDIE MERCURY:
Burning through the sky, yeah! 200 degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit!
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
When they speak of the banality of evil, they're talking about Mitch McConnell.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
When you drop a cursed item into water the ripples form a face
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
[watching the sun rise over a dew-dropped meadow] everything will keep getting worse forever
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
lol so today this bookstore is having what could be its first health & safety inspection in about 258 years and reader I am crying with laughter they sent a very helpful man who started off super cheery but 1 hour later is acting like he's trapped in a SAW movie
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
I casually pull out my solid gold asthma inhaler with the word 'PIMP' engraved on it. I suck at it hard yet it is you who feel breathless.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
Fighting for a government which rises above political party and truly works hard for all of its people is certainly worth your energy, but, as for me, my motivation this election is all about white-hot anger and petty, petty, unyielding spite.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
Him: [scrolling on phone] elizabeth warren is getting desperate Me: yea? she ask you on a date?
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
what a unique sadness to miss something that you know must end. that if it didn't end, there would be nothing to miss. that if it didn't end, it wouldn't exist at all. sometimes, an ending is not a new beginning. sometimes, it just creates a thing and its absence all at once.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
The only time sex counts as premarital sex is if you plan to get married. If you don't plan to get married to that person, God says it is actually fine.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
Sin is a bug in the cosmic program, and all of religious history is best understood as God's increasingly frantic attempts at patching humanity
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
STEPHEN KING WRITING ABOUT LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND: The old man who ran the town dump communed with darkness. He kept a Hand of Glory in a 1982 Boston Bruins mug. Crows and bats were his to command. ME AFTER MOVING TO NEW ENGLAND: Jesus, I used to think Stephen King made shit up.
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
the most unrealistic thing about magic school bus was the student to teacher ratio
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
he opened his heart and i felt the peacefulness of his shade garden growing quietly in the mist
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Anthony McAnallen proslijedio/la je Tweet
lawyer: i recommend pleading the fifth me: i plead the fifth lawyer: no we have to talk me (knows this is a test): i plead the fifth lawyer: (smiling proudly)
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