Sarah Sarway

@SaSaar

My comfort zone is an empty glass of wine and a cone of sprinkle-covered peanut butter ice cream.

New York
sarahsarway.contently.com
Joined March 2009
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  1. Jun 5

    Team all the way. Is SERIOUS right now?

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  2. Jun 2

    Waited less than 12 hours after landing from my trip to to plan a return this summer. ❤️🇮🇱

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  3. May 31

    There are currently 2.5 shawarmas in my belly from last night. And a fckload of fries.

    1 like
  4. May 21

    Shopping for clothing should not include Ikea-level panic. (I'm looking at you, Uniqlo.)

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  5. May 21

    Can someone explain how the Rock managed to score the season finale of SNL?

  6. May 3

    Just yelled at my siblings to be quiet because I couldn't hear . I don't speak Spanish.

  7. May 2

    My eyeballs are hurting from looking at my computer. This is a bad thing because it's only Tuesday.

  8. Apr 22

    Almost every dramatic dessert round of comes down to who missed out on the ice cream machine. Can't afford another?!

  9. Apr 19

    Confirmed: the does, in fact, taste like throw-up aftertaste. With a side of rainbows and smiles, of course 😉

  10. Apr 19

    TBH I think you're all overdoing it with the whole Unicorn Frappuccino thing.

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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

    38,104 replies 3,637,852 retweets 983,530 likes
  12. Apr 18

    This and Shay interview segment on the reunion is just pure evil.

  13. Apr 17

    Looks like we're about to go to nuclear war with North Korea so I might as well eat all the pizza, bagels and ice cream I want. Right?

    1 reply 2 likes
  14. Apr 16

    Crazy to think that once needed to staff all 12 of their cash registers. Also crazy how much book space now goes to nicknacks + tea

  15. Apr 15

    Already mentally spent my tax returns. Twice. And once more.

  16. Apr 13

    Wait. Did ISIS just hack Rupert Murdoch? Is next? Is this the beginning of the end?

    Why I won't date hot women anymore
    1 reply 1 like
  17. Apr 13

    . is going to camp and holy smores! I want to go with them.

    2 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    Well, I'm sure this will go well.

    265 replies 1,851 retweets 3,760 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    PEPSI: We made the biggest PR blunder of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer.

    474 replies 40,351 retweets 84,303 likes
  20. Apr 10

    . I CANNOT believe this story is real. You suck.

    2 retweets 2 likes

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