One of the early golden rules of karma I was taught on here was if you want a viral tweet you need a misspelling in it 
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Yes yes yes
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I just want to send Elon musk and the tRump Crime Family with a 1 way ticket
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Send Farage 1st
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With Priti Patel
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Gotta have a backup plan when we inevitably fuck up earth beyond repair so we can just do it all over again
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we could also just not fuck up earth wild thought i know
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don't forget zero magnetosphere, which means utterly impossible for anything living to be anywhere near the surface unless constantly wrapped in lead to protect against the constant bombardment of radiation. on the downside...

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Like the Adam's Event, 42 thousand years ago here on the Earth. You know, when the Golgafrinchans arrived.
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