The Scott that Writes Stuff

@SWBauthor

Occasional bowler. Frequent beer drinker. Opinions might be my own, but probably aren’t. •Wisconsin Vamp •Northwoods Wolfman • Undead Cheesehead — (he/him/his)

Midwest, USA
Joined February 2014
Born June 30

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  1. Aaaahh. I have to work. Now. Because tomorrow's Monday and I need to get this stuff done before Monday happens. Send GIFs.

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  2. Whaaaaaa.....?

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  3. I want to see the guest list, so I can: • Not vote for them • Not buy their products • Support anyone and everyone that opposes those rotten bastards

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  5. The first openly gay woman coach at a Super Bowl. A halftime show in Spanish. Damn. This country might have a chance after all.

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  6. Waiting for the inevitable trombone-synch scandal...

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  7. If you’re having a bad day, here’s a Thread of dogs underwater.

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  8. What to do? Walk to the "fun" bar 2 hrs before game time & sit there til kickoff? Or go closer to kickoff & not be able to get a seat? Or... Binge Ragnarok on Netflix in my hotel room til kickoff then hit the sleepy hotel bar for the game? Yeah. I like option 3 best, too.

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  9. Friendly reminder: See something? Say something.

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  10. A man was sitting alone, on a bench in a park, singing Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer by himself. By the end, the entire park joined along to sing with him. (🎥)

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  12. Listening to the dulcet tones of Ray Lesniewski telling the tale of a bowling vampire, beer-guzzling werewolf and zombie that loves Columbo and Jeopardy? C’mon. You know your interest has been piqued.

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  13. A beer called Spaceballs? I’ve spent my entire life preparing for this moment.

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  14. Yep. Life is good.

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  15. Spend too much time on Twitter? Delete the app and only use it with your browser. Warning: Start with a phone you don’t like bc you’re going to throw it at a wall.

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  16. I don’t know who needs to hear this but there are 8 billion people on the planet and odds are good that most are having a worse day than you so chin up buddy.

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  17. Feb 1

    Submissions for MULTISPECIES CITIES close today, which means you have until the end of the day to send something in. Don't stress about what "end of the day" means--if it's in the inbox by the time I login tomorrow, I'll forward it to the panel.

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  18. At launch, we are only selling books by women. The publishing industry has a balance problem. As well as publishing more books by men than women, the trend for reviews, sales promotion and online mentions run consistently around 70% men and 30% women authors. Time for a change.

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  20. Exactly what I needed, . Thanks!

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