Michael Swaim

@SWAIM_CORP

A real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @.

Cracked | Small Beans | IGN
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.
Rođen/a 1985.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. sij

    Hey, here's 11 and a half minutes of DOOM facts and jokes! I made it for you and I hope you like it.

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    prije 16 sati

    THE LOG IN PIN IS LITERALLY BEING TWEETED OUT BY THIS MORON

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  3. prije 5 sati

    Question for my Australian friends. Is there such a thing as unfair dinkum? Like, dinkum you just cannot abide?

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  4. prije 7 sati

    Democracy protip: if your society degrades to the point that it can no longer add or track votes, congrats! You're done! You've unwound the fabric of America and your experiment is complete. Please hand your results to the front of the class for grading and filing.

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  5. prije 19 sati
    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  6. prije 19 sati

    You have to click the link, then click Listen on Apple Podcasts, then click Open iTunes, then click Ratings and Reviews, then click Write a Review... ...because the Almighty Algorithm sees all and surfaces what it chooses, but cares not for your petty convenience.

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  7. prije 19 sati

    Rarely ask, but Small Beans patronage is dropping due to a lot of our longtime supporters reaching their giving limit and taking a break (fair!). It's our job to find new people to delight. Please go to iTunes and give SB a review? It truly helps.

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  8. 1. velj

    Bob* Pattinson? More like Pob** Batmanson!*** * (another name for Robert) **(Pob = "portrayer of batman") *** (Batmanson = Batman + Pattinson, NOT Batman's son)

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    31. sij
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  10. 30. sij

    Also how evil can you even look. Who knew Palpatine’s crotchety grandfather was Commerce Secretary?

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  11. 30. sij

    All you short-sighted peasants don’t get it. The plague is the boon the corpse-cart industry has been praying for!!!!

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    30. sij

    Do you have any of these providers? CALL THEM. Help us stay on your cable packages! I love doing El Rey Nation and there is SUCH cool content on the network I hope folks get to keep enjoying!

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  13. 30. sij

    MC Abdominal -- one of the most innovative poets currently auctionin' oxygen -- listened to my shit and said not to quit, you guys! He said basically the opposite! Not about the comedy shit. The RAP shit. Abs called my raps "good work," motherfuckers. Holy shit.

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  14. 30. sij

    Also there's no good gif on here of Bender saying "I'm back baby" so I had to use a Mask one and that makes me even sadder.

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  15. 30. sij

    Still appreciate how hard work and practice over the last two years has given me brand new tools in combating or simply withstanding the feeling, just hate carrying it around and being so sweepy when I know from experience I don't have to be. Resiliency to everyone strugg'lin'.

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    30. sij
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  17. 29. sij

    I used to be jealous of the LA IGN team because they constantly go to screenings of unreleased movies, then I got to see that they go to a steady stream of ALL unreleased movies, regardless of quality, and now I'm not jealous anymore.

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  18. 29. sij

    I swear to god if my whole pokedex doesn't transfer into temtem I might burn all the hospitals down.

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  19. 28. sij

    Hey, let's assume there's a big list of Most Compelling Video Game Characters that a bunch of people who work in the gaming industry already built out. What are really obscure but great characters you'd want included that you suspect they may have overlooked?

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  20. 28. sij

    Moby Degloved Dick

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  21. 28. sij

    It's Knight Week at Small Beans, home of the Weak Knights! Don't be last on your block to hear: & make A Knight's Tale sound actually interesting somehow: & discuss Witcher 3:

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