SUE the T. rex  

@SUEtheTrex

Specimen FMNH PR 2081. Legendary Fossil. Very Dead. M U R D E R B I R D. they/them

Chicago, IL
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Joined August 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 17

    WELCOME TO SUE'S MEAT FIGHT.

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  2. 7 minutes ago

    How are they supposed to feel good about themselves when this is the beauty standard for zoo keepers?

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  3. 2 hours ago

    Only the tastiest will survive. It's a kind of reverse survival of the fittest thing.

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  4. 2 hours ago

    For those of you following my MEAT FIGHT, things are getting spicy.

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  5. 24 hours ago

    Everyone is extremely excited to hear that Spinosaurus hunted underwater, but no one has commented on the news that I hunt wearing a onesie from Party City and those "shutter shades" Kanye wore in 2008.

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  6. Apr 4

    For those of you who've already seen Everything Everywhere All at Once: Pachycephalosaurus from the hot dog universe.

    What kind of dinosaur is this, wrong answers only
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  7. Apr 3

    I just know this was left by the squirrel that runs the PF Chang's on Hubbard. Always happens this time of year.

    Signs of spring in Chicago. Nothing like seeing the first breaded shrimp of the year in our flower pot courtesy of our local squirrels.
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  8. Apr 3

    Easy. You create an economic system that allows the ruling class to take advantage of his cat labor. Because he has no opposable thumbs, we’ll tell him his labor is “unskilled” and pay him eight bucks an hour.

    How do I get the cat to pay rent
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  9. Apr 2

    A Tiktaalik took a walk on land and now humans make Marvel movies and this.

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    Nah yall are going to hell
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  10. Apr 2

    Can you believe I look this good and haven't had any work done? Apart from when they gave me ribs and re-mounted my skull.

    Hello , it is an honour and a pleasure to meet you in person :)
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  11. Apr 2

    Managed to make 20k last night selling Máximo's bones. Also, I learned how to turn off Autocorrect on my iPhone. Don't say you can't teach an ancient dinosaur new tricks.

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  12. Apr 2

    April 2nd is the day you make sure all of your friends were just kidding yesterday.

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  13. Apr 1

    With my claw? Can’t promise anything. These arms are like 9 feet off the ground.

    Replying to @SUEtheTrex
    If I give you 2 honey hams, can I get a pat on the head?
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  14. Apr 1

    These boots are like if Indiana Jones learned to express himself

    After walking 16 km in a day in Disneyland with those, I now believe it is possible to outrun in high heels.
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  15. Apr 1

    I am the April fool.

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  16. Apr 1

    Who wants the tip of Máximo’s tail? Do I hear 200?

    Doing some spring cleaning. I’m auctioning off Máximo bone by bone. Bidding starts at mere two hundred bucks because he’s basically paper mache. We’ll start from the tail and work our way to his skull.
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  17. Apr 1

    I’m ready.

    Comment here and I'll tell you what shark vibes your profile gives off:
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  18. Apr 1

    I love when a typo ruins a tweet ✨

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  19. Apr 1

    Doing some spring cleaning. I’m auctioning off Máximo bone by bone. Bidding starts at mere two hundred bucks because he’s basically paper mache. We’ll start from the tail and work our way to his skull.

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  20. Mar 31

    The third amendment says you don't have to house my bird army in your luscious locks, but it definitely helps.

    Why would you do that?
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  21. Retweeted
    17 Oct 2021

    Trans-exclusionary Twitter: Let's use a T. rex emoji as our dog whistle! Paleontology Twitter: Good luck lol 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

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