If you grew up making these, how's being bi / working in STEM treating you?
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That's Specimen FMNH PR 2081 to you. they/them
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His name is William, but we call him Bill. Hope this helps, Carl.
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Selectively breeding until we get a Knifebill.
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Why does every headline sound like “Pundit Steven Barkabee in Hot Water for Badmouthing Susanna Spanko in Leaked Body Cam Footage from Fist Fight Portion of Met Gala Afterparty?”
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“Luke, I am your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.” 🦖
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I WILL BULLY THOSE SPACE TRIPLETS INTO TURNING AROUND AND GOING HOME
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Maybe I should rewatch Game of Thrones.
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Behind every man there is a line of people waiting for him to move so they can read the museum plaque too.
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Please don't feed wildlife. They're on a strict paleo, organic, plant-based diet and you shouldn't mess with their gains.
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Oh that’s Joe alright. He used to count cards. Owes me forty grand. But he can get you clove cigarettes in bulk.
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Walking on the beach in Puerto Rico I just saw this bird…
@SUEtheTrex I thought of you. I will not ask you what he’s called but I’m pretty sure he’s called Joe. I could be wrong though 
#DinosRock #Birds
#DinosRock #Birds
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Her name is Kelsey and I would never cheat on her.
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That's Pierre.
Carl, I can't keep helping you with this. You need to get an address book or something. Try mnemonics for remembering bird names. At this point it's getting out of hand.
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I don't want an "edit" button. I'll delete a tweet the moment I notice a typo like an American.
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I love Chicago, but some days I just really wish there was an obnoxiously large Robin Williams mural here. Specifically one that highlights his role in Aladdin
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Thank you for serving me Memphis BBQ and eyebrow slit realness in my palatial abode.
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fantastic day visiting my favorite fossil (only fangirled a tad) 
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Reminder to my foes:
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With a bite force of likely around 6 tons per square inch, T.rex was more than built to crush bone. In fact, direct evidence shows us it very much did…
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It was lovely to meat your infant spawn.
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Twitter never let me have a blue checkmark because I’m “literally just rocks in the shape of a non-avian dinosaur, reanimated by a cursed amulet to taunt the living” and “legally dead.”
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If you're celebrating this holiday, you should come to the museum. This is how taxidermy is meant to be viewed. Trust me.
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The prehistoric equivalent of bringing you a small rodent I killed to show my love.
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POV: you're playing fetch with @SUEtheTrex and they bring you back an edmontosaurus instead of the stick. 
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I bet the Trojan horse really ruined the horse dating scene. If I were a horse dating other horses, I would constantly be like, "prove to me that you aren't a small militia."
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They should have advent calendars for every month. I want a little treat daily.
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At least my species doesn't do sleight of hand magic, nerds.
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Except I would never let my spawn sit inside me for months on end like a Russian nesting doll.
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Why, as a 67 million year old rock with my skull displayed separate from the rest of my fossil, do I have TMJ?
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If you give a mouse a cookie, it will negatively impact the ecosystem.
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Not now sweetheart, Dad is weaving meat textiles.
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Yes, but also before a migraine. And during. Hope this helps.
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Hey Twitter, question: why do I crave red meat after a migraine?
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When the permineralization process begins:
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is he real? no.
but with that smile and a 28-foot-tall frame—does he need to be?
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