Rebecca Orchant

@SMcPickles

Co-Owner | Keeper of excellent company. | Professional Dylan McDermott/Dermot Mulroney teller-aparter.

Provincetown, MA
Joined November 2009

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  1. I do not care about this sport, but I think we can all agree that this is the MVP.

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  3. Feb 1
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  4. Jan 31

    “That wasn’t my intention and I never want you to have any negative feelings about me.” (This one is not hypothetical bbsssss.👌)

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  5. Jan 31

    They’re really gonna twist themselves into every pretzel of semantic gymnastics in order to not say, “this criminal currently benefits my interests, so he can stay.”

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  6. Jan 31
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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    “like” and “um” are verbal cues that “this briefest of pauses is not the end of my thought” so they actually increase in the presence of a person you think will cut you off guess which group does the most cutting off and so hears them the most !!

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  8. Jan 23

    It’s pretty heartbreaking to watch the House Impeachment Managers have to repeatedly reiterate the obvious set of facts at the root of this trial. One benefit? Just remembered how hard David Holmes can get it.

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  9. Jan 23
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  10. Jan 22

    Hey, um, ? This... this is one of yours... yeah? Wayne Cochran - Harlem Shuffle via

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  11. Jan 12

    “The call is coming from inside the house.”

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  12. Retweeted

    For those of you who didn’t live through the invasion of Iraq, here is what is about to happen: 1. There will be a MASSIVE propaganda push (by Republicans) to frame this act of war as a moral necessity and to act like anyone who opposes it is working for “the enemy.”

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  13. Jan 3

    This is a ghoulish country on a ghoulish planet in a ghoulish era.

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  14. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2019

    The world is an awful place, so here’s 17 seconds of genuinely well performed physical comedy from a pair of raccoons.

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  15. 29 Dec 2019

    Weirdly, education continues to be the remedy to the bulk of the difficult questions. Maybe we should fund it?

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  16. 28 Dec 2019

    Being attracted to men is a pox. That is all.

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  17. 28 Dec 2019
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  18. 18 Dec 2019

    I have tested this theory many times, and I’m pretty sure it’s why I have friends.

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  19. 15 Dec 2019

    Hey, just in case you need it, ’s new special is the cure for the blues. Also, includes a helpful reminder that Carmex isn’t for your coochie.

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  20. 13 Dec 2019

    Also I didn’t realize how much I needed to crawl into JLo’s fur coat to snuggle, but it’s now one of my most important life ambitions and that is NOT EVEN A EUPHEMISM.

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