sarah schauer  Ovjeren akaunt

@SJSchauer

Copywriter for hire. Ex-Viner. Venmo: Sarah-Schauer. 🏳️‍🌈 Watch My Newest YT Video. ⬇️ ‘s cousin

Los Angeles, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2011.
Rođen/a 05. listopada

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    It’s me, your period

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  3. I’m so constipated it feels like there’s a police baton up my ass. You know that feeling? Like I can’t lean over or anything.

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  4. If I was on The Bachelor I would simply kill the other contestants.

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  6. Law and Order SVU is the backbone of America

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  7. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    definitely anchor your argument in the most classist way that’ll really help

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  9. Everytime I walk by the pregnant cat who lives down the street, she has a home and collar, I said “good evening ma’am,” and it’s the only source of serotonin in my life.

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  10. Picture this. You’re 12. You fall off your skateboard, knocking yourself unconscious. You awake to pressure on your back and legs, it’s dark outside. You quickly realize your friends left you here but 4 small cats are using your limp body for warmth. Life is good.

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  13. they’ll never find me

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  14. editing Bri and I’s video and loooook

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  16. Quite frankly I’m terrified of the people who open sodas in the store before paying for them. They probably call their parents by their first names or some other fucked up shit like that too.

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  18. fun game night activity

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  19. I want to give this girl the benefit of the doubt. I’d show my sister nudes, if they were tasteful. Like if I was trying to get pointers. But the girl said her family...

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  20. Was sitting next to my gf and her ex randomly texted her “do you still have my nudes? I want to show my family cuz that was my goal weight.” I’m not mad at my gf whatsoever, love her, I just had to share because that is insane lmao

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  21. What’s the weirdest/grossest thing you’ve seen a child/your child pick up or put in their mouth? We should round up a list and then ask anti-vax parents put ~20 in their mouth before they choose to kill their child.

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