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Sebastian Girner
@SGirner
Editor-in-chief of
@tkopresents
; writer of Scales & Scoundrels, the Devil’s Red Bride, & more. Extremely damn pleasant, I’m sure you’ll agree! he/him
Brooklyn, NYsebastiangirner.comJoined October 2010
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@SGirner
TFW a band you love announces a new album the title of which is also the Elden Ring build you’re currently rocking.
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Always tricky to come back from a twitter hiatus. Should your first post be something soothing & topical or a AAA shit starter like “Only men under 5”4 can be carriers of the Hitler Gene.“
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I’ve got a great “Dudes will literally XYZ instead of going to therapy.” joke but I have to sit on it until after the Last of Us season finale.
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@SGirner
Dreamed I was in a bookstore that sold a manga called “I Lost My Dog In An Electronics Store but Not In This One.” and it was up to Vol. 50.
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@SGirner
Completed script for the biggest story I’ve yet attempted. Now to feel accomplished & good about it for about as long as it takes to write this tweet
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@SGirner
I’m calling a moratorium on emotional down-tempo pop tunes for movie trailers and weepy episode outtros. Would it kill anyone to put on some Motörhead?
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@SGirner
Excited for this incredible book to be out in the world very soon!
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Valeria Burzo
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@tkopresents @thetzechun @sgirner @paulcornell2096 @jordiebellaire thank you for this great work experience!!! #comics #drawing #pencildrawing #pencil #ink #inking #blackandwhite #dessinateur #dessin #instagood #instagram #art #artist
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As a German I would like to register the laws regarding the purchase of beer in PA, MA, & any other clown states as a hate crime.
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@SGirner
Biggest bear-bang for your bear-bucks in Comics!
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Jody LeHeup
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Shirtless Bear-Fighter 2 #7—our epic series finale—is on sale today. Thanks so much to genius comics craftsmen @nilvendrell, @SpicerColor, Troy Peteri, @artmonkeys, @SGirner, all our cover and pin-up collaborators, and everyone who supported us this second time around.🙏 💓🤜🐻
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@SGirner
Once again I have played myself: Made a joke about overly intellectual comic pitches being like “What if Plato’s Cave was full of vampires?!” & now I think I have to do this…
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@SGirner
Rewatched Laputa yesterday and Mama Dola, the shotgun toting, grenade chucking, style icon, belongs high on the list of Ghibli scene stealers.
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@SGirner
That Hogwarts game looks trash. If want a game where you can light dudes on fire with your mind & then telekinetically ragdoll their flailing bodies into their confused buddies look no further than this stone cold classic!
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@SGirner
No greater feeling of raw demonic power than reading 50-odd pages of a new book before deciding “this isn’t for me” and just putting it down.
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I’ve had a glass of wine! AMA about how we’re all just maggots on the corpse of comics now that Kentaro Miura has left us.
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