Ali Schouten

@SCHOUTOUT

restaurants are to people in the 80s what theater was to people in the 60s. i read that in a magazine.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    10. ruj 2018.

    “If you can’t love yourself, how are you gonna love somebody else?” Uh, by changing to fit what I assume are the other person’s expectations and putting unrealistic pressure on them to make me feel complete and happy, duh, next question

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  2. prije 16 sati

    When you get a pedicure they should shave your big toe

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  3. 31. sij

    Excited to read for the ! Half hour comedy and dramedy, DMs are open thanks to walking me through it like a frail baby twitter fawn

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  4. 29. sij

    Will never get over my friend telling me I do indeed have a type and that it’s “attractive young dad in a car commercial”

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  5. 18. sij

    “Does he make you laugh?” “He doesn’t make me cry.” Yes, good, that’s a solid relationship foundation!

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  6. 18. sij

    At the age where I think Tess should’ve picked Terry Benedict over Danny Ocean

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  7. 17. sij

    I never took credit for reading Sally Rooney and would like to do so now

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  8. 15. sij

    So frustrating, pitched this show three years ago. Guess we're ready for it now.

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  9. 15. sij

    One thing Warren and Sanders agree on is that the yarn I ordered is on the way

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  10. 13. sij

    Wild that the only job women can do in Hollywood is white supporting actress

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  11. 8. sij

    Love to spend 15 minutes every day of my precious life beating my hair into submission so it can look slightly better

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  12. 7. sij

    Maybe not all men are entitled but I did just see one get mad at an elevator for making stops

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  13. 6. sij

    About once a week I think about when I was jealous of a woman whose husband sent her flowers every day and that woman’s husband was Harvey Weinstein

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  14. 5. sij

    With just regular tap water, the right haribo candy and some patience, you too can make blue Gatorade at home

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  15. 5. sij

    I don't, as they say in the biz, "feel well"

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  16. 4. sij

    You call it Dry January, I call it, Empty Two Hot Cocoa Packets Into Every Cup of Coffee Because Hey I'm Lowering My Sugar Intake, Right? January. (your name is catchier)

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  17. 1. sij

    Got caviar stuck in my hair so I guess you could say it’s my year 😎

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  18. 1. sij

    At the beginning of the decade no one was younger than me, and now, some people are

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  19. 30. pro 2019.

    Bought yarn on vacation, this is drugs

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  20. 27. pro 2019.

    The worst thing about the ride share pickup at LAX is on the way out you drive past the well-labeled airport police which means next season we’re getting sixteen pilots called Airport Police

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  21. 25. pro 2019.

    Watching Little Women wondering if I’m the only one whose spoilers came from Friends

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