PinkySwear

@SCBeachWriter

True love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Lake Natron
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    10. stu 2019.

    Most people die without sunlight ever touching their butt hole

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  2. prije 5 minuta

    Balloons are basically just the weirdest. Its like here - take this bag of my bad breath an hang it up.

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    29. sij

    These impeachment hearings are like if Sesame Street was trying to figure out if Cookie Monster ate all the cookies

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    21. srp 2016.

    sitting on my mechanic's lap while he explains whats wrong

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    31. sij

    When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like

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    [Nightclub] Me: *shouting over the loud music at the bartender* WHAT IS THE SOUP OF THE DAY

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    29. sij

    Here's the ugly truth at the core of all of this: the president actually can do whatever he wants - rob, cheat, steal, murder - if he can hold 34 senate votes.

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    It’s Missouri you stone cold idiot.

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    7. lis 2018.

    i laugh, and in between i cry

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  13. prije 8 sati

    So00o I've discovered Pizza Inn. Its an all you eat buffet that plays Christian rock an serves luke warm card board pizza its packed with construction workers that smell like chew an women who All resemble Mama June. I'm finding this small time life- amusing.

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    prije 9 sati

    For all the conservatives saying how inappropriate Shakira and JLo’s halftime show was, just wait until you find out where your President would grab them.

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    Busty ladies: do you double your medication for chest colds??

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    2. velj
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    18. sij

    You will never be good enough for the wrong person.

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    It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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    31. sij

    you’re either hot or you know how to use semi-colons properly; there’s no in-between.

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    29. sij
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    30. sij

    Therapist: You seem to have trouble taking advice Me: Yeah Therapist: Maybe you could be a little more receptive Me: Fuck you

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