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Clay Jones
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Clay Jones

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Pediatric/newborn hospitalist (views my own), contributor to Science-Based Medicine. Born on the bayou, just not yesterday. #NSNNN

Boston adjacent
sciencebasedmedicine.org
Joined July 2018

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    Clay Jones‏ @SBMPediatrics 8 Sep 2019

    Clay Jones Retweeted Johns Hopkins Medicine

    Tired of feeling tired? Is aging getting old? You’ll feel years younger with my science-grade yeast serum. What is more time worth to you? I’m not selling this miracle but will take donations to my Church of the Holy Fungus in exchange for a jar of some.https://twitter.com/HopkinsMedicine/status/1170728547985625091 …

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    Johns Hopkins MedicineVerified account @HopkinsMedicine
    A surprising discovery in yeast: Unlocking its secrets may stop the premature aging of kids with #progeria. http://bit.ly/2N5c5VO  pic.twitter.com/f5aG1iiCbg
    9:04 AM - 8 Sep 2019
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      2. Ian Young‏ @scowlyguy 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @SBMPediatrics

        Please sir, where do I slather it for extra vitality?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Clay Jones‏ @SBMPediatrics 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @scowlyguy

        I can’t answer that question legally, so let’s just say you uirtsqay ityay upyay ouryay uttholebay.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Maie Lynn Bee, PhD‏ @maie_lynn 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @SBMPediatrics

        Science-grade killed me.pic.twitter.com/0Wcc6ECVGj

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Clay Jones‏ @SBMPediatrics 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @maie_lynn

        I ran that sentence by our IRB.

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      2. Emily Deans MD‏Verified account @evolutionarypsy 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @SBMPediatrics

        I’d go to the church of the holy fungus tbh

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Clay Jones‏ @SBMPediatrics 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @evolutionarypsy

        For it was and forever will be, among us.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. NeoRenfield‏ @NeoRenfield 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @SBMPediatrics

        I was all set to reply with a joke about the Church of the Holy Fungus (I recall something like that in the game “We Happy Few”), but found this: “Holy fungus! Church-goers line up the streets to worship a 137-year old mushroom that 'resembles' Jesus” https://www.tuko.co.ke/248037-holy-fungus-church-goers-line-streets-worship-a-137-year-mushroom-resembles.html …

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Clay Jones‏ @SBMPediatrics 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @NeoRenfield

        Thou shalt not worship false fungus.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Carlyn Zwarenstein‏ @CarlynZwaren 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @SBMPediatrics

        Progeria is a bit of a different beast so while this is a typically stupid tweet, unless they are going on about anti-aging potential in the article this seems like a kind of low blow.

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      1. TheWhitePicketFence‏ @markrcollins 8 Sep 2019
        Replying to @SBMPediatrics

        Nature has no “secrets” — undiscovered mechanisms are everywhere. Don’t trust any headline or scientist baiting you with the discovery of secrets.

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