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1) Little known fact: inconsistent with most other things about me, I cook most nights! I'll post some "recipes" here. Spoiler: most of these recipes are: 1: put [x] in a pan 2: put olive oil in the pan 3: turn on the stove and fry [x] 4: pour a lot of salt on [x] 5: eat [x]

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2) As it turns out, frying things in a pan with olive oil, salt, and (when I'm feeling ambitious) dried minced garlic is exactly what I like eating, and it works for most foods. This is especially true given that I'm a picky eater: salty + savory + not-spicy + vegan + filling

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3) Alright, the first dish! Brussels sprouts, cooked exactly the same way I cook everything. 1: cut brussels sprouts 2: put them in a pan with olive oil, salt, and garlic 3: cook them 4: eat them

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3) Dish 2! Beyond Burger. 1: put burgers in a pan with oil and salt 2: (optional) put veggie bacon in the pan 3: fry them 4: add buns and pickles 5: eat

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4) The finished products:

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Soyburgering and shitcoining are inexorably linked, but you already knew that.

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bacon made out of vegetables sam?!?

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Best burgers ever! No meat burger beat this taste! 🤝🏼

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That beyond meat is the worst thing you can put in your body. Do some research on the ingredients and see for yourself. #yuck .

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probably better than real animal meat

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Dish 2 should have meat burger and actual bacon; you can use the grease from the real bacon to cook the burger.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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We’ve long since accepted that Sam is a vegan. It’s what most needs to be done if he wants to go all the way in current society. Eating meat is liable to get him cancelled in the 2020s, thus it’s not worth it.

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Track your carbs and lose rhe buns

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Why?

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