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Alex Wice
@AWice
TICKER TAPE APES HQ - The apes recruit Sharp, a young hotshot who excels at scalping. Sharp: Who's "they?" Mr. Bid: Evil shorters. They want to take Bitcoin — and your freedom — to zero. Operator: But if it moons, then all the sideline apes will be in euphoria. 1/9
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King: NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE. DEFINITELY MEME ADVICE. Sushi should be eaten at room temperature. NOT JUST FOOD ADVICE. 🤫 2/9
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Alex Wice
@AWice
King: To end the shorting, we have to go straight to their leader... Sharp:
@zhusu
? He's the richest. King: No, he's a big ape... even on shitcoins. Their leader is
@SBF_Alameda
. Sharp: Isn't he delta neutral? King: Law of nature: if you're not long, you're short. 3/9
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Alex Wice
@AWice
Mr. Bid: King, stop. You're a big ape - but we don't have that kind of green. Sharp: King, this plan sounds crazy, even for an ape. Operator: Besides, following Ape Criterion, full ape can't be more than 10 percent of that anyways. It's too much apery. 4/9
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Alex Wice
@AWice
King: We're not going to use our money - we're going to use theirs. More green than the entire forest. I never thought I'd enable this setting in my account. But with the 0 fee structure, it's time. On the Monday open, we send a market bid that breaks their order... book. 5/9
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Alex Wice
@AWice
King: We have always had a secret "VIP4" account with position limits removed, due to our significant ape status. Now we enable the secret weapon: 101x leverage. Pure ape. A $10,100,000,000 market bid. 6/9 😏
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Mr. Bid: At that level, you'll shatter the entire order book. King: And liquidate their accounts. Mr. Bid: Then FTX will be #1! FTT will MOON. Operator: #1! Except for options. Sharp: Pff, only FTT holders would care, & no one holds FTT anyway- despite tremendous upside. 7/9
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Alex Wice
@AWice
Operator: Well, our 36,000 strikes will be juicy! Whoever sold those will probably wish they unwinded and will be clearing their desk, haha. Sharp: So... sounds like a plan. Right at the Monday open, we'll all do what we do best? King: Mhm... 8/9
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@AWice
King: ...We'll ride these fucking 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 all the way to infinity. 𝐀𝐏𝐄 𝐒𝐙𝐍. 9/9 ~fin~ ftx.com/#a=wice - 10% off fees merch coming soon... thank you all in dms for your interest~
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