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Fun fact: if I seem like I'm stalling on a phone call with you, it might be that I have way less context than you think I do, and I'm desperately looking things up so that by the time I have to answer I know what to say.

4:38 PM · Apr 1, 2020Twitter Web App

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That's why I like messages instead of phone calls. Can always Google search, fact check etc

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ditto, hate phone calls.

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Same! Or that I'm just not paying attention

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I've always called this "tapdancing" while on a call.

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GIF

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So that’s what you were doing when I asked about the last time you slept

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You never pick up the phone so I don't know what you're referring to. Seems like our chaturbate session from last night has to satisfy my need of romance in this locked-down world 😥