The South Australian Police Felt the poetic urge increase. Inspired by the Muse They tweeted the news And the public all said, "Never cease!"
A man who lived at Bolivar
was picked up for speeding by radar.
We’d warned him, ‘Don’t speed!’
He didn’t take heed.
And so, we impounded his car. #StPatricksDay #DriveSafe 
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Great stuff. We need more PR like this. Check out this force in the UKpic.twitter.com/RJCMyNZ0g4
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Top o' the mornin'
@SAPoliceNews !! Happy St Patties!!@QldPolice - what have you got? No frustrated poets in your ranks?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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is that a Haiku?
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Id go more "There was a Wallie from Bollie" "Who didn't take heed when we told him not to speed!" "We warned him twice" "But he was not nice" SO WE JUST IMPOUNDED HIS CAR!! I know the last line doesn't rhyme but I didn't want a happy ending!
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To be sure, to be sure.
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It’s called a limerick
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Although the driver was salty, because the the Police process was faulty! They told him to slow, but at court he would show, a system of runs, wasting taxpayer funds. PIcked up not by Radar, but non-compliant Lidar!
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Did you watch Cocktail last night?
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