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@SAMGREIS

Virgin who can't drive.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined June 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Dec 2020

    I don’t have a soundcloud but I do have a queer high school coming-of-age feature script set in 2004 that includes a Michelle Branch needle drop and is in need of a producer!

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  2. 1 hour ago

    This fucking sucks.

    Oh man, just found out Oil Can Harry’s in LA is now closed for good. After 52 years. They had to sell the property. I had so many fond memories there and it was one of the first places I made friends in LA. So bummed to see it go.
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  3. 3 hours ago

    Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles attend a friend’s wedding

    4 replies 39 retweets 581 likes
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  4. 4 hours ago

    But also get it girl

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  5. 4 hours ago

    Rude!

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  6. 20 hours ago

    Fellas is it gay to gossip? Oh shit. Wait, damnit.

    A man does not release a private conversation he has with anyone. That’s part of being a man. Democrat, Republican, Trump, anti-Trump, none of that matters. You don’t repeat things said to you privately. That’s simple man code.
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  7. 21 hours ago

    Glad I’m not the only one who has spent 90 percent of the day in bed

    wondering why you feel bad? it's because you have the sunday scaries for the whole of 2021
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  8. 22 hours ago

    Surprising that the PV gays aren’t used to this level of scorn considering how much their fathers must hate them.

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  9. Jan 3

    Trump is like the girl who had a crush on me in 6th grade and would just call my house and go “hi I love you” and hang up.

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  10. Jan 2

    I think it’s Dorota. Or maybe Georgina Sparks.

    9 replies 1 retweet 94 likes
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  11. Jan 1

    I’m not saying the gay party cruise in Puerto Vallarta capsizing is a good omen for 2021 but also...

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  12. Dec 31

    I invited Marissa Cooper to a party at my suite at the four seasons and thought I was gonna get a chance to kiss her at midnight but Ryan Atwood got there at the last fucking second.

    What happened on your personal worst New Year's Eve?
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  13. Dec 31

    And I’m Tara

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  14. 31 Dec 2020

    Tom Girardi being confronted by those plane crash victim’s families.

    What is one thing you want on Bravo in 2021?
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  15. 30 Dec 2020

    Last chance to support Stacey! Donate here:

    Calling all current and former theatre kids! is about to hit their $$ goal– can we get this trending & flip the Senate? QT this tweet with ‘Last chance to support Stacey!’ to show how powerful our community is!
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  16. 30 Dec 2020

    Does everyone else get nothing but ads for that Jen Aniston Vital Protein shit? Or is that just my special thing

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  17. 30 Dec 2020

    my therapist me explaining queen hilaria’s scams

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  18. 29 Dec 2020

    The casting of Down With Love was put together in a commercial break of the 2002 Golden Globes right?

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  19. 29 Dec 2020

    I dunno. I think asking Anwar Hadid multiple question about his stance on vaccines is maybe not what we should be spending time doing.

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  20. 29 Dec 2020

    Guarantee she has a line of essential oils on her etsy.

    1 reply 4 retweets 48 likes
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  21. 29 Dec 2020

    Ok but has anyone thought that maybe Mitch McConnell is actually undead?

    4 replies 8 retweets 78 likes
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