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If Twitter was still a thing I would so start a @SueIsSoCute because my mum says the most adorable things #A1

Since when is telling someone to "go fuck yourself" rude? I'm just REALLY concerned about overpopulation.... and your attitude.

maybe I'm #CXLII because every single time I do the smallest thing that is nice, I like to remind myself- "I am SUCH a good person."

I feel like I live with people who were dropped on their head as a child. Repeatedly. On purpose.

My room mate just tried to get BIG, I just silenced her with, "that's why your BOYFRIEND has tried to fuck every girl living in this house."

if it deals with money, I never forget. I'm not keeping tabs; I just don't forget.

this weather is so stupid, cold as shit last week & now it's 81. TF?

Be thankful for me providing you with a trill year, so I know its real. #ThankMeNow #HappyEarlyThanksgivingPeasants

00100100 > everything

Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go.

it's been a month since I've watched a TED talk; I don't even know who I am anymore.

January 29th. Don't disappoint me; AGAIN, Dick. @get_richie

Catherine & I get to work together, like, all week *snaps* #WHERESMYSNAPCUP

my coffee matches my soul. black.

I’ll play my role just give me the script.

@PatriccckkII seriously serious, you better facetime Toby next Saturday for his birthday.

Up early conducting real nigga research