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If only Ryanair didn’t charge to pick a seat. Or bring an extra bag. Or didn’t charge their cabin crew for training and uniforms.

or didn't allow you to fly to another country for a tenner we're truly the worst

Trains don't need it because they have more than just 1 or 2 doors that every single person has to cram through "Pay to get on our plane quicker, rather than use a method of transport that's actually more efficient"

Not generally more efficient if you have to cross the sea.

If only I could actually fly on a low budget without paying fees for the most normal shit so that I end up with a total expense for which I could have just flown Lufthansa instead, where there isn't a painfully ad-plastered cashgrab cabin.

you seem to be missing the point of a low cost airline, how do you think an airline will transport 100+ passengers per flight if all they payed was £5 each?