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Seriously @Ryanair I paid for the window seat 
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Or 9 people standing
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Like Charles Leclerc
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OnlyFans creator Elle Brooke talks about her future kids finding out about her career: "They can cry in a Ferrari"
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the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial
don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe
#Election2020
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Hi @Ryanair booked a window seat but no window - what am I suppose to look at? #Shocking
or a flight to Turkey
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You going to update your tinder profile then?
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You were going to watch a movie on your phone anyway
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Thanks @Ryanair for separating me from my travel companions 
Bliss!
Bliss!
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They made @Ryanair seats even smaller, I now officially don't fit for real.
Is discrimination against the tall a thing?
Only if you're Ryan Nicey
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fucking hell can we just fly already please
There's other apps on that phone, Lauren.
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@Ryanair this is not a nice way to spend a flight staring at the emergency card 
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Clapping when the plane lands
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Yes, to make new friends :)
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@Ryanair do you sit people who are booked together as far away as possible for a reason?
Pay for the baggage you've stored under your jumper & we can talk
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6'3" with no legs, impressive
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I'm 6'3", I'll enjoy this free exit-row upgrade, thanks @Ryanair
Great bunch of lads.
You don't understand random seat allocation
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@Ryanair I am very disappointed! I understand random allocation of seats, but when I have bought two tickets for me and my gf, why would you separate us?!? Clearly there were two random seats next to each other…
Biggest emergency is dem trousers lad
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Trophy free, we'll charge for Rangers tears instead.
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Hi Sean, unfortunately we currently do not fly to Istanbul.
Seeing as you are a Liverpool fan, we doubt you'll be flying there any time soon either.
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What’s the cheapest way to get to Istanbul @Ryanair ? Asking for a freind 
#CL
#CL
What do we think of Tottenham?🎵
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I knew spurs were tight bastards but getting Conte to fly Ryanair is insane
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Max Verstappen the origin story
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Liked by Pierre Gasly
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"I chose random allocation & I'm angry that we were randomly allocated" twitter.com/GrantPS91/stat
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We'll miss you Liverpool fans. Flights to Europe available.
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Almost all wet wipes will be banned in England.
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how could i be homophobic, Infantino feels gay.
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FIFA president Gianni Infantino began his address in astonishing fashion...
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Seemingly promising citybreak connection with a return flight at the ungodly 6am on Sunday by @Ryanair. Boy, where do I start... :o
You're literally wearing jorts
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SO BASICALLY, I STARTED BY SAYING PIERRE GASLY LIKED A TWEET BY MARK LANE WHO FLEW WITH RYANAIR, F1TWT POPPED OFF, SO NOW AFTER WATCHING ALL OF DRIVE TO SURVIVE AND TED KRAVITZ NOTEBOOKS, WE ARE 👑 OF F1TWT AND SHOULD BE TOP OF WTF1 SOCIAL CHAMPIONSHIP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRS IS.
Specifically his wife's family's business
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Sunak wants businesses to know he ‘has their back’ – but is it enough? | James Moore independent.co.uk/independentpre
You need to get out more, Eve
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As a non European resident, I'm about to fly with @Ryanair for the first time and I can honestly say this is one of the most exciting days of my life 
At least the cake budget is low cost
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Random allocation gave you random seats? Wild
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Not @Ryanair sitting 5 of us apart because we didn’t book priority even though the flight is half empty 
Grow Up
Grow Up
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before you ask, no
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Economy Stretch
It’s all in the name. This seat is for those who want to rest and stretch their legs further than the regular Economy seat
This is why we don't fly to the US
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An @AerLingus flight from Dublin to JFK this morning… 
#airtravel #ireland #sundayvibes @Tweetinggoddess
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286 ÷ 19 (besties) = 15 quid
Friendship = priceless
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Dear @Ryanair’s social media team (i.e. the best social media team in the world ) 
This is my best friend and bridesmaid Kayla. We’ve been friends for as long as I can remember and she means the world to me. @askryanair
This is my best friend and bridesmaid Kayla. We’ve been friends for as long as I can remember and she means the world to me. @askryanair
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Wow, so much legroom on @Ryanair 
this is the least lack of leg space I’ve ever had on any flight and I fly regularly. This is the Dublin to Newcastle flight, the flight out had much more pitch, what gives?
this is the least lack of leg space I’ve ever had on any flight and I fly regularly. This is the Dublin to Newcastle flight, the flight out had much more pitch, what gives?Don't show Juri Vips
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She’s regretting marrying someone who can’t read the fine print
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I’m hitting home runs with flights for my wedding.
Off on honeymoon now about to fly into #ibiza for the first time and we just can’t wait to check out the view on the way over…
Oh…wait….
Cheers @Ryanair
#nowindow #wheresmywindow #someview
Don't even think about it
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We'd need to charge Potter for those bags.
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Shouldn't have left Europe then
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You pay €10 and then you fly somewhere
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Can someone teach me the economics of cheap airlines like Ryanair? How do 10€ flights work?
Benidorm
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It's a seat, not a kangaroo
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bend your knees
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@Ryanair what are your rules for tall people sitting on the planes where the legs don’t fit in normal seats
Stick to poor quality broadcasting, leave the politics to others.
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To be fair, you barely manage that.
Stick to poor quality budget travel, leave the politics to others.
Who's gonna tell him?
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Absolutely F*****G INCREDIBLE!
Rishi Sunak just spent 2 minutes boasting about how Northern Ireland is the "most exciting exciting investment zone on the planet" because it has full access to the UK and EU market...
You know... like we did before Brexit!
#WindsorFramework
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sure, it's called the middle seat
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@Ryanair any way i could get a free sandwich my next flight?
A Domestique flight
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living this horror 365 days a year
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This aged well Peter, see you on board soon.
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I’m never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever flying with @Ryanair again
Clap when the plane lands (from Ibiza)
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Gonorrhoea and syphilis sex infections reach record levels in England bbc.in/43mcA0Y