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Ryan Ken
@Ryan_Ken_Acts
Writer . Actor. Jokes. Incomplete thoughts. Nonbinary. They/Them ryankenacts@gmail.com
Joined February 2012
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If you come across images or video of someone being murdered in cold blood and one of your first impulses is to distribute those images widely, I’m begging you to check in with yourself. Especially if your goal in doing so is to advocate for the value of human life.
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Sometimes it really is too cold for that baby to be out here with no hat on
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What is your most oldhead coded belief? 
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What’s really wild to me is that these studios and executive make amounts of money so large that they elude human perception. And their response to requests for things like pension and insurance was to reject the proposal outright and to refuse to make a counter.
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Here are the #WGA’s proposals to help writers achieve a living wage (note: our minimum basic agreement is not a guarantee of employment, this is only applicable IF we are so lucky to land a coveted writing job!). #WGAstrong
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Christian pastors practicing their wordplay for their Beyoncé sermons (satire)
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Ham hocks are woke meat. I saw a white child eat some and he recited the entire I Have A Dream speech. Don’t buy it!
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Ham hocks are a cost-effective pork product that do a lot of heavy lifting in a dish. But what are they? Should you purchase smoked, fresh, or frozen? How do you cook with them? Answer these questions and more with this handy guide.
americastestkitchen.com/articles/7123-
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Beyoncé when she heard Megan’s original verse
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I’m crying at Beyoncé telling Megan to make her verse cleaner 
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A hedge of protection around Belinda lord
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Natasha Rothwell will return for Season 3 of ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’.
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WGA members have authorized a strike by 97.85%. Writers are ready for a deal from the studios that allows writers to share in the success of the content they create and build a stable life. #WGAStrong
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I’m an adult who is only just now getting a taste of the freedom this high schooler is wearing to prom. This is beautiful!
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Me: I think I’ve worked through a lot of my church baggage.
What’s your favorite type of horror movie?
Also me: Probably the ones where the plot is resolved by praying really hard and the nonbeliever is finally converted.
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Alright folks that’s all for me! It’s been a blast pretending to be Tig and warning about the dangers of an octupus uprising! Follow me on Ig and Twitter and see me at the Laugh Factory Chicago when I’m there June 19-24!
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When Jesus found out that one of his friends was going to betray him, he invited everyone over for a passive aggressive dinner. Jesus was one of the original Real Housewives.
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But if you like it, I love it for you. I don’t have the same jaw anointing but that’s okay!!
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You gotta clear your calendar to chew that. Cancel your plans because you have got some chewing to do!
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WELL DONE STEAK IS HOW STEAK IS SUPPOSED TO BE COOKED twitter.com/ayeejuju/statu…
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This is how I want to show up creatively. Unafraid to use every part of my voice. Prepared but improvisational. Audacious and authentic without taking myself too seriously. Cracking people up while taking them on a journey. This whole performance is so inspiring.
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when you know you can sing and you can do anything with your voice…
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Also an apology where you plug your podcast is not an apology. “Use promo code: IMSORRY” ass clown
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When the desire to tell Black ppl how to behave bubbles up inside you, you don’t ever yourself ask where it comes from? Why you’re so hungry for our obedience SPECIFICALLY? Each time it happens, I give a good ol heathen prayer for renewed self-awareness. Don’t let it be me, lord!
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Person who really wants you to know they already knew about the bad thing with the celebrity (satire)
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I’m trying to unlearn associating my value with my productivity. But even at my worst, I’ve never felt like “More people should be doing this. It’s working out great for me.” I hope everyone can get free of that!
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🎶I don’t caaaaare what my mama say! Karl Marx say! Oh no no nooooooo! Whoooo!🎶
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I’m convinced some of y’all just have a capitalism kink. Like you clock in and sing Cater 2 U to your boss.
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Covid lockdown was the worst thing to ever happen to this generation. Folks was at home chillin clearing $1,000/week… now a 40 hr work week got folks ready to tap out.
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Love this historically significant photo of introducing to the oeuvre of .
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You’re Wrong About 2023 Spring Tour!
See you soon, Detroit, Chicago, Minneapolis, Toronto, Manhattan, Brooklyn, Philly, Pittsburgh, D.C., Boston, Burlington and Montreal!
Tickets on sale Friday. Patreon / Apple Subscribers will get presale codes tomorrow! Ticket links in bio!
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Y’all are gonna “ope” so loud when those pearly gates slam in your face!!
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I’m convinced that no one actually has to step foot inside a vehicle for the Michigan driving test. It’s just a fist fight outside the Secretary of State, and if you win, they give you the license.
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Makeup: @ Emilyfrancesmakeup on Instagram
Tailoring: Hook and Eye in Ferndale, Michigan
Styling: Me!
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Writers Guild Awards! We won!
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I'm biased because I wrote the thread but! highly recommend checking out this little thread of wisdom from (and then checking out the whole episode if you're a podcast-type person!)
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I wrote down SO many Ryan quotes from this episode... here are a few!
“So often, as queer and trans people, your very existence is sometimes offered up as humor. It can sell out stadium tours, just the idea that you exist.”
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Thank you for having me on the show!! This was a really fun episode to do! Also bracing for the “Scorpio” slander headed my way lol
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We've got @Ryan_Ken_Acts on the show today!! Ryan is a genius and it was such a treat to speak with them about perfectionism; fragile masculinity; TikToks as DEI work; fat Black queer fashion at the Emmys(!); and the ex-Evangelical to astrology pipeline 
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Christian pastors practicing their wordplay for their Beyoncé sermons (satire)
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Looking for Associate Producer roles, in gaming, television, podcasting or online media
remote/NYC. If anyone got leads holla at your girl 👀
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