Ryan Hamelin

What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek

I’m no political pundit but I grew up w a dad who was a federal prosecutor & he taught me a lot & I’ve also sat a fair amount of poker w serious players & l’ll say this: I do not think Trump is trying to ‘make his base happy’ or ‘laying the groundwork for his own network’...

VERY unfair of the Rebellion to have Luke Skywalker fly an X-wing up our trench and fire photon torpedoes into our ONE small thermal exhaust port. Rest assured we will be appealing this GROSS INJUSTICE in court.

Lots of polling shows that Democrats are less likely to vote if they believe Trump is just going to steal the election. Trump's people have no doubt seen that polling too, which might be motivating Trump to be so honest about stealing the election. Win-win, so to speak.

a very specific New York skill is frying an egg when your apartment is slightly slanted

This is what looting actually looks likehttps://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1308391356805664770 …

Never forget 9/11/01, but also never forget every 3 days in 2020, which had the same amount of American death due to negligent genocide by the president

I was trained to shoot a Suicide bomber in the head. In 2002 or early 2003, I was a Secret Service agent working in D.C. protecting a “high value” protectee from the Middle East. That was the day the “bomber” approached.” I didn’t shoot. (Thread)

Arguing with Trump supporters is like: “2+2 is 4.” “Yeah well what about 2+3, huh? That’s not 4!” “That’s a different equation with a different answer.” “Oh yeah? Where’d you hear that? CNN?”

I feel like people can watch all this Biden stuff and hear about him giving out his cell number and consoling random folks, and maybe wonder if it’s possibly true. I have a lot of Biden stories from my years as his driver in the senate, but here’s one.