Ryan Maynard

@RyanMaynard00

I enjoy peppermint gum, and a nice all-purpose cleaner. Pretty decent at breaking stuff.

Chattanooga, TN
ryanmaynard.co
Joined January 2016
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  1. 10 hours ago

    Google Streetview of South Pittsburgh, TN. I thought that said "We launder shit here".

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  2. Aug 25

    In a P&G conf room somewhere: Let’s show millennial we GET them.

    WTF? (Yes, I know. Too obvious.)
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    Aug 22
    Replying to

    Homer Hickam already released a statement

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  4. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    If you want millennials to come to Hooters put some real life owls in there. This is not a joke tweet.

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    Aug 20

    The most cyberpunk thing you can do is just be kind and respectful online.

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    Aug 16

    I love this picture of Admiral Grace Hopper. Some photographer is in her office, probably for a mandatory photo op, and she's clearly like "I just got my coffee and I'm ready to get to work on my DEC VT220 terminal, and I don't have time for this nonsense".

    Admiral Grace Hopper standing behind her office desk, looking sideways with one arm on her hip and the other on her desk. On the desk is a DEC VT220 terminal.
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  7. Aug 17

    you: we should get a recreational vehicle. Maybe a pontoon? a pair of jet skis? me, an intellectual:

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    Aug 16

    Time to donate to , the best TLS CA ever: Thanks to Let's Encrypt for making TLS certs painless & automatic & free and pushing web security forward. Look at its growth: Donate!

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    Aug 16

    Hey twitter, I want to be interviewing more women & POC. Help a girl out wouldja? We’re looking for a senior systems/web designer to join the Lyft core design team (We’re also looking for researchers & designers for autonomous vehicles, you just wouldn’t sit beside me) HMU

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    Aug 15

    💻 I have a friend with 1 year of experience. She has experience with k8s (and related things ex: Helm, ansible, docker etc.) and is an graduate. 🤓 Shes currently job hunting. 🎉 Reply with a job description if you’d like to be connected

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    Aug 14

    In celebration of the launch of Turing ray tracing hardware, I am making my three ray tracing books are available as free pdfs. I have donated half the money people have sent to , a really neat organization. Trace those rays! …

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  12. Aug 12

    We call this Tuesday at my place

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    Aug 2

    FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli. ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

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    Jul 27

    Hey iOS twitter! We’re growing our mobile team at and looking for engineers to join us! We’re a small team that loves Swift & Kotlin, and has a great mission! DM me for info and RTs appreciated!

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    Jul 25

    Good luck and endless red pens to Goop’s incoming fact checker.

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    Jul 22

    rt if you grew up going to the library just trying to prove a point

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    Jan 10

    I noticed when I wanted to build that there wasn't really a 'community in a box' app -- but lots of people want to build premium communities. I made an app for this, and I'm considering making it public. 🤔

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    Jul 19

    Great slide from showing how we should shift the stereotypical tech culture to be more positive.

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    Jul 19

    |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| SOGGY, WATERY, AND DAMP WILL SAVE YOU FROM HAVING TO SAY THAT OTHER WORD |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

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    Jul 18

    Hey hi hey we’re looking for a contractor to work with your ol’ pal meg (that’s me!) on the Lyft product illustrations — HMU!

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