Ruth Bourdain

@RuthBourdain

Parody mash-up of the tweets of with the mind of . Author of Comfort Me with Offal: . created by .

New York City
comfortmewithoffal.com
Joined March 2010
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  1. 17 Dec 2015

    Help. Somebody. Living inside an ancient Chinese scroll painting. Please send tea. Congee. Soy sauce.

    6 retweets 35 likes
  2. 9 Dec 2015

    Don't we all.

    Think we need to smoke pearl sugar
    1 reply 4 retweets 14 likes
  3. 16 Nov 2015

    I'm very confused. Help me get all this straight. Chris Kimball is going to be working at Urban Outfitters?

    10 retweets 24 likes
  4. 15 Nov 2015

    You will be missed. Unless you join a vegan meal kit startup.

    Hard to sum up in 140 words, but after 26 extraordinary years, I'm leaving the . I'll always be grateful for my time here. 1/2
    1 reply 11 retweets 39 likes
  5. 3 Nov 2015

    Hmmm. Could be interesting.

    6 retweets 11 likes
  6. 3 Nov 2015

    You again? Seriously?

    Vote ! My new book launches today. Buy from or your favorite bookseller.
    1 retweet 8 likes
  7. 31 Oct 2015

    Deer nibbbling, rimming my frosty lawn. Blazing a hollow tree trunk full of orange zest. Tangled in a 3-way of egg, ham, caramelized onions.

    1 reply 8 retweets 28 likes
  8. 17 Oct 2015

    A great chef, wonderful person, and above all else, a very skilled mohel.

    Work work work
    1 reply 5 retweets 11 likes
  9. 15 Sep 2015

    NB "recharging" = smoking massive amounts of tangerine zest: Ruth Reichl Recharges in the Kitchen

    3 replies 4 retweets 15 likes
  10. 20 Jul 2015

    WTF creator of ?

    1 reply 9 retweets 19 likes
  11. 20 Jul 2015

    Do you know your foodiots from your brocavores? has news of my new book , due out this fall:

    2 replies 17 retweets 20 likes
  12. 3 Sep 2014

    yes I like to Ruth

    2 replies 2 retweets
  13. 18 Jul 2014

    Shame on you, , for your disgraceful attack on . That kind of language is only to be used against Alan Richman.

    5 replies 8 retweets 17 likes
  14. 20 Jun 2014

    Oh yes. RT : The sugared sugar buns are puffy. Yeasty. Tender. And best Warm

    1 reply 16 retweets 22 likes
  15. 28 Apr 2014

    Breaking: Dominique Ansel frightens public with the Waffogato, a tiny Spanish cat that can eat its way out of a Belgian waffle.

    40 retweets 49 likes
  16. In reply to
    3 Apr 2014

    Nice pants. RT My attempt at a late-night show meets a cooking show, circa 2001. [Cue the saxophone]

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  17. 24 Mar 2014

    If only. RT : Check out my new cookbook, GUY ON FIRE, on sale 5/6! Pre order a signed copy

    3 replies 39 retweets 56 likes
  18. 13 Mar 2014

    If only this really was the dark ages of desserts, we could all be jousting for cronuts.

    1 reply 24 retweets 21 likes
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  20. 27 Feb 2014

    Here you go: RT Still waiting for FWxxx.

    4 replies 5 retweets 7 likes

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