Russ King

@RussWrites

Writer of funny novels, renovator of old house in Wiltshire, start up co-founder, bohemian, people watcher, dreamer-not-sleeper, joke thief, frazzled dad.

Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 2

    A bohemian storm is brewing where strangers meet for breakfast and maybe even fall in love. My laugh out loud novel.

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    I don't want to hear anyone ever say again "There's no point in voting, my vote doesn't make a difference."

  3. Jun 9

    My mid year resolution is going to be to eat pulses at lunchtime rather than dinnertime to avoid waking myself up by farting in my sleep.

  4. Jun 9

    No surprise: I didn't vote for the winning party in my area. Big surprise: It's a hung parliament. Good news: I have beer in the fridge.

  5. Jun 8
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Wouldn't dream of telling you who to vote for, but please do vote. Especially you youngsters. Don't let us old buggers decide your future.

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8
  8. Jun 8

    After all the nasty campaigning the people in my polling station seemed sure who to vote for. Never seen such a quick process before.

  9. Jun 7

    Starting the process of turning this into elderflower wine. It's tedious picking off the flowers but they smell amazing.

  10. Jun 7

    Best bookshop in the UK and what a fab offer for a good cause!

  11. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    In 7 General Elections as anchor , after weeks of requests,Theresa May is the first serving PM to refuse me an interview why?

  12. Jun 7
  13. Jun 6

    We've had four seasons in one day already and it's not 2.30 yet. If it's going to snow can it wait for a few hours please? Got lots to do.

  14. Jun 6
  15. Jun 5

    Early tonight and I'm sponsored by the rain drumming on the roof, Liam Gallagher snarling on Definitely Maybe and a hungry cat.

  16. Jun 5
  17. Jun 5

    Working outside in the rain in a brightly coloured cagoule, but I can't manage to look quite as grumpy as Liam Gallagher.

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Liam Gallagher once called Chris Martin a "geography teacher who makes music for bedwetters." to sort Brexit negotiations next

  19. Jun 5

    This summed up the night for me. Beautiful.

  20. Jun 5

    The pothole problems have finally been fixed on the A4 in Calne. They've put a traffic cone over the worst one. Job done.

  21. Jun 4

    When I grow up I want to be as brave as

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