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Asked a trainer in the gym, what kind of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women? He said, "Try a cash machine"
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I've been told I'm not ambitious enough. If only there was an olympic sport for being lazy. That bronze medal would be mine.
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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I was in my garden and saw 10 ants running frantically... So I made them a little house out of cardboard. I guess that makes me their landlord and them...my tenants.
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My wife tried to leave me this morning because I am over-competitive! “Not if I leave first!” I yelled as I raced passed her to the front door!
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I tried drag racing the other day It's murder trying to run in heels.
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My mate James said "you should always quit while you're ahead" Great bloke, terrible at the 100m sprint.
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A hot woman came up to me in a bar and said.. "Do you want me to show you good time?" "Yes please!!!", I replied Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds
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Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same.
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Does pushing my luck count as exercise?
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I just had to chase a mugger down the street after he stole my wallet! He really gave me a run for my money.
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My wife ran off with the guy next door. I'm really starting to miss him.
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How do you get rid of a fat ghost in a house? You exercise it.
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Did you hear about the cheese that failed to medal at the Olympics? It fell at the final curdle.
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What's the toughest part of the Chinese Marathon? That moment you hit the wall.
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Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It’s my longest running joke of the year.
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You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love," and you answer, "I can't do both."
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I really didn’t want to go on a run today. But then police showed up from nowhere.
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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been injured. We don’t have Oleg to stand on.
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Noses run in my family.
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