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Oct 28, 2022

With Mine Man following through on his promise to fire Twitter staff, I can't trust this site not to break. cohost.org/RudolfWolph youtube.com/@RudolfWolph t.me/rudolfwolph furaffinity.net/user/volk-oseb discordapp.com/users/22764538 twitch.tv/rudolfwolph

Quiet giving me updates on the Growlithe he named after me He evolved into Arcanine and now knows play rough ...who can I test this out on? >:3

Sell me your fast lenses I'll use them for astrophotography like God intended

easy way to acquire big kitty paws 🐾 #TFeveryday

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Reject bokeh Return to putting something interesting behind your subject

Rye

@trozformation

Day 7 - I don't think that was a normal hoodie... #TransforMAYtion

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Sick of washing dishes but I need to eat food 😔

Canvaskat @ Top surgery recovery

@Canvas_Kat

biig hugs!

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I would like to request that every coyote bite me as soon as they are able. Thank you.

Nothing like being made to feel old by the question "what is a radio shack?" I still miss her ;_;

Spending micro may smooching my micro friends but they keep disappearing somehow... :9

Sovy

@sovykurosei

Another progeny request!

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There's a thunderstorm outside and I have this weird urge to just... go outside.

OrlandoFox

@Orlando_Fox

May 7

✨Commissions and merch are currently OPEN! ✨ To place an order for a commission, feel free to check out my website: afoxdraws.com/commission-for For physical merch, my shop can be found here: orlandofox.bigcartel.com Thank you all for the support, as always! ❤️

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COMMS OPEN! by KellerKangaroo

Remember i still receiving comms

furaffinity.net

COMMISSIONS!!. PAYPAL. Full Resolution (HD). . COMMS QUEUE AND INFO HERE!. . HERE > https://t.me/+p9Z8nLoipuQ3MThh. . . CUSTOM YOUR ...

May 7

And Saint Atilla raised the hand grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou may'st blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin.

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Брйан Тэм

@btrain16

The most historic aspect of King Charles III's coronation is that, for the first time *EVER*, Monty Python fans are able to make Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch jokes as this thing is brought out...

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May 7

This would only be the second time I've ever had one, the first involved someone repeatedly missing one of my veins with a needle so I actually understood why that one happened.

I think I might have just had a panic attack? I was just washing the dishes :|

Sovy

@sovykurosei

Another progeny commission! I've been busy!

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Why are people I'm nervous to talk to also nervous about talking to me? Caught in an endless loop of nervous until someone says something...

Jim / Roland

@MrJimmyDaFloof

before I go into twitter hiatus hi

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Pushing buttons with precision and force

Being able to read minds might suck because of all the mean things you'd find out, but you'd also have god-like flirting skills.

Feeding Rudolf 🥰

Overfeeding an actual dog 🚫🚫🚫⛔️ Overfeeding your fursona ✅✅✅👍

"How can I take a picture like that?" > "What camera did you use?" "How can I sound more like that?" > "What microphone should I get?" Spending money won't help you escape having to learn good technique.

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TRANSFORMING EVERYONE INTO ARCANINES BY SNUGGLING THEM IN MY POKEBALL YES

There's room to hang out in my Pokéball if you want 🥺

Most of the time I spend on mastodon is just looking for more people to follow because my timeline is so empty X_x I did the fedifinder thing already, it's just nowhere near enough.

I don't have a trainer I will bite you all >:D

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Glitch

@GlitchxCity

May 3

IF ARCANINE IS NOT WELL TRAINED, IT WILL BITE YOUR FRIENDS

Always enjoy being told I've invaded someone's dreams It's a good power 😈

Wholesome Weasel Man

@iBolt07

Cheat code for every furry convention, I have been thanked multiple times by hotel roomies for this: Bring bathroom spray.

Mister BadGuy

@CanisTenebris

“Hey! What’re you doing alone on a Friday night? That ain’t allowed, c’mere! We’re watching Bill and Ted, baby~” Cozy vibes on a lazy #FursuitFriday !

GET IN THE POKÉ BALL SHINJI

This is about pokemon His Growlithe named Rudolf dodged a belch

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Fops, Collector of Dads

@Quietfops

.@TanoMutt belched on me 6 times until I fainted in battle

Alex Drake, your neighborhood Ferregon

@ThatNerdyFerret

I like to keep my friends comfortable when these stay over and in the best way possible. Seems my little buddy here likes it so much, he doesn't wanna leave anymore. Doesn't bother me, hope he doesn't mind coffee and cereals. Art by G3XA on FA

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★ ~ MOTHDAZE ( WORKING ON COMMS! )

@_mothdaze_

May 5

commission for

@OrVideUhOh

! thank you so much for commissioning me!!

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Current mood: it'd be nice to have someone's face on my belly

Rodney

@RodRaccoon

queue is empty, ready to work on some comms this weekend!

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Rodney

@RodRaccoon

Feb 6

Comm prices and info: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI

Salazaar Fyrfang

@TallDergal