Daniel Kelley

@RprtrDan

Corporate poet. Views are my own and don't reflect those of my employer or clients.

Philadelphia
Joined January 2014
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  1. Retweeted
    Oct 23

    Few things amaze me like America’s appetite for mums

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  2. Sep 30

    My gf: "I have a really important meeting today." Also my gf: " this totally-normal-for-a-Thursday lunch is ready"

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    Sep 23

    One of the biggest 'quiet' revolutions going on these days is with e-bikes.

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    Sep 21

    SEPTA put this beautiful baby on a billboard or else

    put my baby on a billboard.
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    Sep 8

    Real big coincidence Steve from Blue’s Clues disappears in 2002 and returns when the Afghan war is over. What ops was this guy running?

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    So about that time Steve went off to college…
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  6. Aug 30

    Came downstairs to this amazing dish for dinner.

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    Aug 12

    HIIPA doesn't exist.

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    Aug 12

    PB&J is OK in AP style in all references for peanut butter and jelly. H&C is not OK in any reference for ham and cheese.

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    Jul 30

    If you hear about a new non-alcoholic beer and your first thought is, "eew," then you haven't tried a non-alcoholic beer lately.

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    May 28

    Our version of Picadillo mixes ground beef with a highly seasoned tomato sauce, fried potatoes, raisins, and green olives—and an untraditional dash of hot sauce and a serving of corn tortillas:

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    May 19

    We dug deep to find lots of things for kids to do during our first (relatively) normal summer since Covid—from art and drama camps to baking competitions and educational volunteer opportunities.

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    Apr 20

    Municipal bicycle licenses are just registration stickers. And they can be an effective tool to arrest wheelie kids. Anyone biking in or through Perth Amboy should be outraged.

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    We can’t even ride bikes now... I’m not surprised. I’m just angry.
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  13. Mar 26

    Ever since my vaccination, my internet has worked extremely well. I don't even have to use a computer anymore to use google. thanks bill gates.

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  14. Mar 17

    The smell of corned beef and cabbage has permeated every pore of my soul and I am here for it.

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  15. Mar 7

    Baja style fish tacos, with fluke from , salsa de arbol, pickled onions, pico de gallo, cilantro lime crema, and slaw. Deep down, I know it's wrong to deep fry fish this fresh, but the hunt for the perfect fish taco has spanned two decades.

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    Feb 26

    Very few joys in life like blasting metal from your truck with the windows down on a gorgeous day

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    Feb 26

    Bike Twitter says my seat was too low. Can confirm.

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    Cabinet secretaries ⁦⁩ home from work, too. A person who appears to be ⁦⁩ rolling through Navy Yard just now:
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    Feb 24

    I heard my first dirt bike of 2021: ~*🌺 🌸 SPRING IS HERE 🌸🌺*~

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  19. Feb 22

    Oysters Rockefeller and oysters on the half shell. So much work. Totally worth it.

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    Feb 18

    Statement from Director of Communications for Sen. Ted Cruz

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