We have literally created cable. Good job everyone.
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@RoyalHoeliness
A walking study in Demonology. Engineer. Aspiring Astrophotographer. Socialist. CISSP. Powerlifter. Horror Enthusiast. Blue Team. Can leg press a moose.she/her
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Someone sent this to me on TikTok and I am delighted.
This Canadian man being menaced by a goose is the only reason I’m still on TikTok.
Before the discovery of insulin, diabetes was a death sentence. The only treatment was starvation & excessive exercise.
Sir Frederick Banting sold the insulin patent rights for ONE dollar, saying “Insulin does not belong to me, it belongs to the world.”
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Americans with diabetes are ‘caravanning’ to Canada to buy affordable insulin
These are the types of problems I aspire to have.
Imagine spending 44 billion dollars to be at the behest of someone called Catturd lmao what a loser
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Ladies, since we can’t say vagina anymore here is a video of useful alternatives.
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Ladies, work out so you can beat the shit out of fascists and bears 💪🏼
She did not but imagine being so fucking entitled that you’re offended by a movie not centring your existence.
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Did Brie Larson Say #CaptainMarvel 'Wasn't Made For' White Men? buff.ly/2NTJ4Ke
“If your company requires you to come into the office and they can’t pay you enough to live within 20 minutes of that office, they’re asking you to subsidize their operations with your commute”
I urge you all - if able - to beat the everloving shit out of Nazis.
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“You’re fucking done buddy!” the single most Canadian phrase to ever exist.
My generation was promised flying cars and space travel and all we’ve gotten so far are Nazis and measles
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Linking this for context:
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It's the Irish Republican Socialist group @LasairDhearg facing down a neo-fascist, racist "patriot" group calling themselves The National Party. It's one appendage of a many headed monster here in Ireland .
This is - and I cannot possibly stress this enough - not the fucking year to make “very promising” human-monkey chimeras.
Okay there’s a lot going on here but I want to know how she’s eating her food.
Goodnight.
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He's definitely being rejected because he's an rage-filled misogynist lol
Self Care Tip: Never check why Piers Morgan is trending.
I almost died today and let me tell you Alberta is not a province you want to have a medical emergency in right now.
Anyone else just losing steam during the second year of the pandemic? Like, anyone else just want to sleep and watch movies until they can safely go back to doing the things they love again?
Steven Crowder is trending because he’s a little bitch so here’s a picture of him getting his shit rocked by a union rep
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who is this tiny angry man
This is an awful way to frame the circumstances of which a clearly abused woman escaped an abuser by the skin of her teeth.
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Campbell: The first woman who was assaulted but survived was in a relationship with the gunman. He says her escape 'could very well have been the catalyst to start the chain of events.' But police are not discounting the possibility that the killing rampage was preplanned.
Spoken like a guy who didn’t just fuck his cousin but also married her 🤢
I am not afraid of trans women in public restrooms. I'm afraid of there being no toilet paper in public restrooms.
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No SoundCloud to promote just a formal request to be kind to people & to do something for someone who can never repay your kindness.
Do good and lift heavy ❤️
lol people will say, "Queen Latifah can't be an action star" while watching 90 year old Liam Neeson single-handedly disembowel wolves and bring down sex trafficking rings jlknmasdklmasdlkm
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She’s the one you call when you can’t call 911. #TheEqualizer premieres February 7 after the Super Bowl on @CBS and @CBSAllAccess. twitter.com/TheEqualizerCB
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Didn’t Hugo Boss design the Nazi uniforms
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If any other country did this to your people, you would be at war with them, America.
That everyone knows what they’re doing.
*NO ONE* knows what they’re doing. EVERYONE googles.
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Tech Twitter:
What's the biggest lie in tech?
RT for a bigger sample set? 
It’s fine to let people “enjoy the thing” but this has gone far enough.
I lost my Sephora VIB membership last year and I don’t care 🤷🏻♀️
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Scrolling through Instagram last summer, writer @amascriver noticed that photos tagged #VirtualShoot or #FaceTimePhotoshoot had started to take off. What’s more, they showed how beauty standards have changed during COVID-19. More here: thewalrus.ca/will-beauty-ch 1/5
Disagree over ice cream or movies? Yes. Disagree about human rights? No. twitter.com/AxlLunden/stat
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Shoplifted when I was a teenager. Was apprehended but never charged because I looked "like a good kid" #CrimingWhileWhite
Should I list all of the murders committed by Nazis in Oregon over the past 30 years? twitter.com/ZaidJilani/sta
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Donny’s just a little spicy but he’s a good goose.
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I still love makeup, but I’m going fresh faced a lot more often.
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Musk dickriders can catch this block 😤
God this week has been fucking nuts. UFOs are real. People are mass protesting a virus for haircuts. The grim reaper was interviewed in Florida and Alex Jones is a cannibal.
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I saw this last night. She looks so scared.
Has society not tortured fat people enough without Lena Dunham trying to dress them
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Lena Dunham has a new clothing line,
and many, many thoughts about fashion and body positivity - nyti.ms/31M4ssr
“Why won’t people work for pennies while we abuse and terrorize them?”
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Lol @ the guy screaming “THIS IS CANADA NOT NORTH KOREA” well no shit Korea has better BBQ.
oh my god
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What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?
Women go into tech. Women don’t STAY because we’re often driven out.
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The tech industry has a huge gender diversity problem, but the fact that more women are taking computer science courses suggests that could change. (from 2018) #NationalSTEMDay bit.ly/2X1hZJx
#TheWorstPartOfDepressionIs trying to live a normal life that includes work, relationships, health, etc when you have zero energy.
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If you’re married to a guy who wants to fuck teenagers you should probably dump him tho 🤷🏻♀️
It’s 2019 and we gotta deal with measles and Nazis again because white people can’t get their shit together.
John Wick but instead of killing assassins he kills people who schedule meetings without checking availability
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He’s such a baby it’s literally surreal lol
Breastfeeding isn't obscene, sexual or gross. It's merely a parent feeding a child. If this offends you perhaps you should stay indoors.
My dads been admitted to the hospital with covid symptoms. Over the past year, he lost his wife of 35 years and beat cancer.
He’s my only family aside from my sister.
Please wear a mask.
Broke: going to the gym because of patriarchal beauty standards
Woke: going to the gym to increase your stamina & strength
Bespoke: using your increased stamina & strength to burn the patriarchy & the fascists protecting it
I usually don’t find these types of things funny but I lost it when the dude said he gave his power of attorney to a glock 17 😭😭😭😭😭
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Oregon has a Nazi problem. Guess what happens when a community has a problem with fascists? Antifa happens. And yes, they respond with violence because violence is the only thing Nazis fucking respect.
Most Americans don't make enough money to both survive and put savings away for an emergency fund. You cannot finesse your way out of poverty if you don't make enough to survive.
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I want history texts to acknowledge kpop stan twitter as a force of good in the 2020 riots.
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LMFAO THE KPOP GIRLS TOOK DOWN THE IWATCH DALLAS POLICE APP WITH THEIR FANCAMS
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I never wanted kids & I’m self aware enough to recognize I’m too self involved to have them 🤷🏻♀️
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Uh...did someone really suggest that MEN WITH GUNS storm women’s bathrooms to harass trans women??
Terfs are fucking batshit.
These people are so privileged that they’re totally losing their minds at the prospect of being unable to consume subpar BBQ in an unclean restaurant during a global pandemic.
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#BREAKING Adamson BBQ owner Adam Skelly was just taken away in handcuffs #adamsonbarbecue
Anyone else too feral to return to an office environment
This is the face of a man who is shocked at being held accountable for the first time in his entire life.
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This is Derek Chauvin's face as the guilty verdict was read
lol this doesn’t fly anymore. Conservative policies enable poverty, systemic racism and misogyny. Can’t be friends with people like that 🤷🏻♀️
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It’s time to stop asking them to not kill us. We need a revolution now. No more asking.
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Chris Christie says Americans must accept reopening country despite Covid-19 death projections: "There are going to be deaths" cnn.it/3baD61H
BENIGN, MOTHERFUCKERS
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8 hours until I find out if I have to kick the shit out of cancer 
You do not have to wish Trump well. He does not give a fuck about you and he’d chuck your mother into a woodchipper if it meant the dow would rise.
He is a racist. He is a fascist. He is a serial rapist.
Just stop.
This is the REALITY for black girls & women but cornrows look totally KeWLz on Kylie, right?
We are never getting out of this pandemic.
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One parent speaking out against masks and vaccines: “I have a bachelor’s degree in logic, a master’s in motherhood, and I’m board certified in American freedom”
#TheWorstPartOfDepressionIs the physical pain that most people don't talk about. Depression HURTS.
To every male writer:
Women do not have to be brutalized to be strong. And when women are strong, they don’t have to be written as power-hungry & evil.
Please stop.
Canada using gender neutral terminology in reference to pregnancy is pretty fucking great, actually.
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Pregnant people and children under 5 are at higher risk of complications from the #flu. Keep everyone safe. Get the #flushot. Check for vaccine availability near you. #influenza
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Please disable location services on everything you use. Please.
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ICE ultimately arrested the person after he “checked in” to a Home Depot on Facebook. interc.pt/2PQKYhn
If you need help & you see me pls ask. I will literally help anyone. This goes for putting bags in the overhead bin, to carrying groceries, anything you need someone tall/strong for.
I will come to your house and open your pickle jars. twitter.com/_Jizzabelle/st
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If a pregnancy caused by rape is a "gift from god" then consider abortion a return to sender. #prochoice #PraytoEndAbortion
The Catholic Church has been abusing and murdering children for as long as the Church has existed. Why are we still paying for Catholic schools? Why are we allowing them to operate without taxing them for the misery they’ve caused?
For people who don’t understand the importance of having deaf actors portray deaf characters:
It’s because there are so few roles FOR DEAF PEOPLE. It’s because we don’t green light projects w/deaf protagonists, we don’t fit disabilities into movies so there’s no representation
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Deaf community members protest hearing actor playing deaf character on 'The Stand': "Enough is enough" thr.cm/i2Jbwba
Playing sports & having short hair doesn’t make you trans and literally every person in the world knows this please stop. twitter.com/Emmyjewel/stat
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Are...women not people, Dan? twitter.com/DanSummersAB2/
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Ngl seeing labour organize like this is making me a little teary 🥹
Literally NO ONE in the trans community is demanding that cis lesbians fuck or date them.
NO ONE IS SAYING THIS.
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Is it wrong for cis lesbians to exclude trans women as potential sex and romantic partners? The answer is a complex emotional and ethical maze dailyxtra.com/lesbian-trans-
#DontDateSJWs because our hair is too awesome for you.
Please quietly disappear so we aren’t confronted with how many of our male coworkers think you did nothing wrong. twitter.com/JeffreyToobin/
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No, we can't have #WhiteOutDay because white people are represented EVERYWHERE. Our beauty standards are FORCED & viewed as ideal.