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Like, I'm not a very political guy, whatever, but There's a 100% chance that Steven Colbert is smarter than you, better educated, and probably has a bettered developed sense of morality. In relation to him, you're the NPC, without a doubt in my mind. Good joke, though.
I just want you to know, really truly take to heart, that you're an NPC, and I'm not. And if you knew what it actually meant and where it came from, you'd already know that.
It's the real truth, brother. You're the one with the simple, predictable responses between the two of us, and I'd bet a hefty sum that, if you even understand what the meem means, I have a more developed sense of post-moral thinking, if you have one at all.
Wow, you truly got me. How could I ever recover from such a complex argument from a protagonist like you? Woe is me.
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