These new paper straws at McDonalds are the worst thing since partitionpic.twitter.com/d8yc2IKhEh
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These new paper straws at McDonalds are the worst thing since partitionpic.twitter.com/d8yc2IKhEh
Haha yeah bro I wish there were better straws for me to suck up my cancer juicepic.twitter.com/pyt5fl4zYi
New ones do more damage to your teeth than the old ones did to the environment.
your childrens teeth will be damaged when some deranged fuck smashes their head in due to the collapse of indsys
It's an established fact that Deranged fucks don't touch Armagh boys.
Cowards the lot of them! Can't challenge a Gael to a fair fight.
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