"Slice 'n Share"? They're even making you do the work!
we all have that thing that just offends us to our core. something that burns the fires of rage in our hearts for me, it's when candy packaging instructs me to share most people say "lol no i eat it all." but for me it's "how... dare you."pic.twitter.com/vcW4r26GF5
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The first time I flew out to a business meeting in LA, they had doughnuts, and in the box of doughnuts, little plastic knives so people could cut them up. Because eating a whole one was apparently considered the equivalent of eating a whole loaf of bread.
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"Can i get you something? Water? Coffee? A loaf of bread?"
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Remember the old twix tagline "Two for me, none for you"?
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They are not instructing you, they are pleading with you. “Please Ronnie, share this with other people. We can’t watch you do this to yourself. “
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"Slice"? Who in their right mind cuts a candy bar?
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Share it with your inner child... my inner child just got a bowl of ice cream
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In the UK, they put "bags to share" directly on them, so you can remind yourself you're a fat pig when you finish the whole bag yourself
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For me it's when they don't even have 'whatchamacalits'. The nerve!
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If they want me to share, they should put two bars in one pack and lace one of them with poison that will kill only me.
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Honestly, still about a 60% chance I'd eat both.
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