That means you get 35 cakes right? Isn't that how birthdays are supposed to work?
Oh, and for those too polite to ask, I'm 35! Really hoping that immortality elixir is invented soon!!!
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If it isn't, I'm returning myself to God for a refund
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I'm 21 and already get people saying I look 30 Youth potion cannot come fast enough
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Gosh dang Ronnie you look really good for your age, I'd say you all ready found the elixir.
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Don't drink the immortality elixir until you're in your 50s. You really don't want to stick on 35.
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Nuts to these weak, fleshy bodies. I'm waiting to transfer mah brain into a robot, son! Happy Birthday, regardless!
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Happy birthday! Today I showed my wife the comic where 10YO Ronnie cries about club soda and said that was her. She didn't like that.
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