Sell us your beard.
But lemme be real with you guys. *sits backwards in chair* For $30,000, I'd sell my eyeballs. Unrelated: Eyeballs for sale, brown.
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But without eyeballs, you cannot read subtitles, and you must listen to the dub
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I'll just listen for any time someone says "kawaii" and i'm golden
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I only have $20 and a mostly eaten can of peanuts
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Hmm. That's good for one eyeball and 60% of the optic nerve. A full can of peanuts might have sealed the deal
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I feel like the going price for human organs is probably more than that.
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Huh, nevermind, apparently it's way less than that. I am legit surprised. http://ksfm.cbslocal.com/2012/04/23/how-much-are-your-body-parts-worth-on-the-black-market/ …
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I feel like if I wanted to buy a stomach like, just to have a stomach in a jar it would cost me more than $508.
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I guess the phrase "giving an arm and a leg" hasn't kept up with inflation.
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Donate beard to the beardless with beards of love™. (I'd find this harder than selling my eyes.)
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