Ronnie

@ronniefilyaw A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose because the bar is forged iron and his nose is not

@ronniefilyaw your character mistakenly walks into a BrocoTaco

@ronniefilyaw This somehow triggers a memory of childhood shame, except this time it's M-dude's childhood and it's uncomfortable to both

@ronniefilyaw realizes that Mio has no adults around to make sure you don't just squirt it in your mouth. Bonus round: caffeinated Mio

@ronniefilyaw enjoys chicken fries so much he decides to try calf fries.

@ronniefilyaw finds out ex-GF is now on a reality show like The Bachelorette surrounded by even more clones of him. She chooses Runnie Replc

@ronniefilyaw Hilarity does not ensue when she hugs Runnie too tightly, but the readers only see Ronnie and Arias' terrorized expressions

@RonnieFilyaw Maybe a fresh outlook will give you some peas of mind.