@jahausen only 19 nuggz though. i gotta maintain my newfound health
i just ate an apple. am i healthy now? i'm going to put myself down as 'healthy' on this medical form
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@RonnieFilyaw put yourself down as "ate something delicious god made for me"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RonnieFilyaw it doesn't count if it was dipped in caramelThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RonnieFilyaw It's well known that apples are "Fat Destroyer" foods that vaporize body fat as soon as you bite into themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RonnieFilyaw did your gums bleed?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RonnieFilyaw You have to eat a second apple to make the first one not look like a dare or a mistake. THEN you get to say you're healthy. -
@StarshadesJack two apples, one stomach, fight to the finish, burn those cals outta me
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@RonnieFilyaw An apple on *a* day keeps the doctor away, right? Just the oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BairaagiVN the hard part is throwing them away in the parking lot without anyone seeing me
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@RonnieFilyaw You're going to have to make up for all the days you missed if you want to keep the doctor away, though.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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