@RonnieFilyaw "Just press and never run out. Keep pressing. Never stop pressing."
I didn't know I needed Life Alert for when i run out of paper towels, but this is what the cosmos has chosen i guesspic.twitter.com/3TBtGXCQob
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@DMACalvert "We hope you die while your body is atop the button. Give us all of your money before your accounts are frozen."
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@RonnieFilyaw Ordering from Amazon is pretty difficult.You gotta sit down, open a browser, type the name, click order. That's like 4 things! -
@omegajimes I have time for merely 3.5 things! - Show replies
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@RonnieFilyaw have they got one for toilet paper and will they deliver to my bathroom -
@coolgarydotnet@RonnieFilyaw yes please
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@RonnieFilyaw They have one for Kraft Mac & Cheese. If they add one for Annie's, I'm in.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@LegoUtIntelli Well, 2 year olds are pretty dang messy!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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