@RonnieFilyaw Why would they make it so delicious if it wasn't meant to be eaten?
Every time I read a package that says "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" it just feels like a challenge.
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@Maxmaps You ever hear about that thing where you put sugar in someone's gas tank? That's just gonna make me want to try sweetgas
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@RonnieFilyaw just say you are baking cookies in your tum tum -
@ajapelian My stomach is making weird noises now. I'll assume that's my body's egg timer and the delicious is complete
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@RonnieFilyaw Q-Tip packages say you're not supposed to put them in your ears. That's how you know you're supposed to put them in your ears. -
@rockpapercynic How else will I clean my badthinks
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@RonnieFilyaw I mean really what are the chances I'll get salmonella? (don't tell me the chances)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheSpookiest Trick recipe, all cookie dough is edible! - Show replies
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@RonnieFilyaw can't you just throw it in the microwave for a bit or something? Microwaves kill bacteria right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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