@RonnieFilyaw Just occurred to me: We have technology, why don't toasters have microwave-ish countdown timers saying when they'll pop up?
@McGrignr the toaster doesn't know. it's waiting for the bread to start whispering "hey i'm toast. hey. heyyyyyy"
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@RonnieFilyaw Then a percentage completion bar instead of a timer. Measure the bread 10 times a second and tell us when it approaches 100%. -
@McGrignr then it stalls at 99% for like an hour and you have to call your son in law to come fix it - Show replies
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