Anything butter jokes.
been working on my stand-up why's it called evaporated milk if it's still there why do we say goat milk but not cow milk do vegans say "milking the situation" or do they opt for "juicing" got a solid 5 minutes if you have a gig, I DON'T DO cheese or butter jokes. only milk
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we say bean juicing the situation
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Pretty good! Make sure to milk the gag for all it's worth!
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what do vegans say instead of “milk milk lemonade” is it “soy soy lemonade”?? I guess that doesn’t change the rhyme but it’s still funny right
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these are really cheesy jokes. i think you're just trying to butter us up
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When your routine gets old it'll naturally transition into a cheese based act
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i don't believe you. there are many kinds of milk skim whole homogenized the list goes on
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Udder drivel.
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Please be respectful of my state's lawshttps://www.eater.com/2020/1/31/21116677/virginia-house-of-delegates-passes-milk-legislation-to-limit-oat-milk-almond-milk …
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Good on you not resorting to butter jokes. We don't need that kind of thing spreading
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