Yo don't give Delta any ideas
Airlines have begun opting for what they call the "1:5 Policy". 1 out of every 5 passengers will be executed before boarding, increasing seat availability by 20%. Disposing of the bodies is a cost of its own, but this policy is projected to result in a net profit gain of 1.4%.
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Oddly thorough of them when they can barely get my luggage to the same destination as myself.
End of conversation
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I’m honestly surprise they don’t offer to trim some of your shoulders off to make it more comfortable
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Great, now ill finally have enough room in the overheaad bin for my carry on bag!
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