I once cut my finger on a lightswitch. I feel your pain.
i just cut my hand on an entirely plastic mayonnaise jar suffice it to say, i would do great on Survivor
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it's like that episode of the twilight zone were that big nerd is the last man on earth and just wants to read some frigging books but he's a big nerd so he drops and breaks his glasses but it's you with mayonnaise and a hand cut
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I cut my hand on a dishwasher twice
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But was the mayonnaise delicious? The important question.
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