i work for the coroner as an undertaker, can confirm
you poop when you die because your soul is trying to get out and the poop is in the way
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You should write for Guideposts
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Does this mean that we should say "bless you" when people shart instead of when they sneeze?
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Brings new meaning to the phrase "bowels of hell"
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If you poop before dying, do you get blessed?
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